Searching for a theme for a series and failing spectacularly.

So Banned by Fiscalchaos 7-26-12

Whoa... Fiscalchaos called us "Commie Bitches" and "Pablum puking pussies" Yeah, just because we hate war... Quick-scope... Collateral Double Killl !!!...I am da shit Dude ! Who does this guy think he is, judging us !! I hear he's some old Dude, like in his 50's. Probably has "Old Timers"... Semtex Stuck!... Ka-blaam!!... Take yer jumpin ass back to Halo ! And what the hell is "PABLUM" anyway ! I think it's that stuff you puked that time you went down on Judy and discovered you were getting sloppy seconds.

Tree-hugger Gone Wild by Fiscalchaos 7-26-12

Dude quit staring at me like that, you're seriously creeping me out ! Heh-Heh Really, I mean it ! Red Squirrels are an endangered species !! You'll get in trouble if you eat me ! * Drool * Fines in the thousands of dollars... think about it ! Actually , I was thinking of helping you INCREASE the population... I bet that tail tickles.

Eye of the Beholder by Fiscalchaos 7-26-12

This Polynesian sculpture is hypotizing. Darkly inspired by an ancient war-like people. It stirs emotions both frightening and sensual... Yet somehow it somehow it seems eerily familiar... What do you think dear? Don't seem familiar to me at all. Never-mind

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It's all in your head!