So I had been thinking of doing an historical figure contest but that would just be redundant. So instead, I'll look at the calendar. Looks like school's about to start so the theme of this contest will be... Educational.

Make a comic that is educational. Don't care what the subject is. Could even be a life lesson if you want. Just learn me somethin'!

There's the bell. Get to class!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

CC 562: Knowing is Half the Bagel by brycekain 8-07-12

I am here to blow up this hospital and all the military infidels inside! Please no! There are women and children in this facility! Not to mention -- Random Fun Fact: The female platypus does not have nipples, but instead secretes milk from two round patches of skin midway along her belly.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

CC562: YOU CAN'T EDUCATE A JELLYBEAN! by bigworm 8-08-12

Hello 4 Legged Tripod, welcome to my internet 'Cafe of Wisdom'. How may I help you? Baba, I am seeking the meaning of my name. You told me I would learn it one day. Does it mean I am one of great stability? Does it mean... Well... we monks have a sense of humor too you know. ...that I have a 'leg up' on everybody, mentally speaking? Perhaps I am... You're a freak! It doesn't mean anything! Get used to it! No more jellybeans for you asshole!

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bigworm

Little Blue Pill by Fiscalchaos 8-09-12

Advanced Biology Which brings us to the Argonaut, A small species of octopus. Tha Argonaut male upon finding a female it wishes to mate with, detaches its penis, which then swims, on its own, to the female and completes the mating ritual. Honey, when we're finished, could you grab me a beer ? The Ball game is going into overtime ! We would be done already if you had skipped the Viagra !

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It's all in your head!

So school around here starts on the 15th.  That's when I'll put this thing to rest.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

The Shop Teacher by biped 8-09-12

...and that, boys, is how you build a machine that can automatically suck off a horse. But WHY? WHY would anyone build a machine that can SUCK OFF A HORSE??? I'm a shop teacher, Billy. "Why" isn't in my fuckin' vocabulary. And what did he say to that? It sounded like "Mff...mffff." Those bags are pretty thick.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Groovy! - Owebama by edoggydog 8-09-12

As a teacher, I feel it's my job to impress upon my students that they have to put effort into anything they attempt... Groovy! If, you want to be successful in life, there are no shortcuts! Except, if you want to be President... Oh, geez... Do you have to bring your hatred for Obama into every conversation we have? Yup.

CC562: Dinosaurs are known to have been excellent tailors by evil_d 8-15-12

The triceratops is named for its three horns, used in both self-defense and courtship. Despite the cigarette in this humorous image, it actually died out during the famous K–T extinction event. Hadrosaurids were herbivorous dinosaurs that lived during the Late Cretaceous period. They, uh, didn't usually wear hats. Okay, somebody at the school board is just fucking with me.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

CC by HCRoyall 8-15-12

Hi! Can I help you with anything? Did you know that sperm can survive in a woman's reproductive organs for up to seven days? But only four hours between the pages of a Clifford the Big Red Dog book. Have fun finding out which one!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

That's the bell.  So what did I learn? I learned that either everyone was on a last minute vacation (or holiday if you like), or I really need to work on coming up with better comic comp ideas.  Maybe I've learned that after 562 comps (give or take 50) there may not be any good ideas left.  The challange of making at least one more good comic comp will go to the winner which is....

CC by HCRoyall 8-15-12

Hi! Can I help you with anything? Did you know that sperm can survive in a woman's reproductive organs for up to seven days? But only four hours between the pages of a Clifford the Big Red Dog book. Have fun finding out which one!

Special mention to brycekain for "half the bagel" and biped for "the shop teacher".  In the end I gave it to HC.  I think we will be in good hands.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Biology was always my favorite subject in school.  Human Anatomy in particular.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.