So, when I first thought about this contest, I thought I'd do someting where I give out one rule, but then each person to post changes that one rule to something else, and the next person has to follow that rule then change it again, etc.

But seeing how the last contest I did seemed to implode upon itself from what should have been simple concepts being misunderstood, I'm going to do it this way:

Your comics have to be about people misunderstanding what they are told, either because it's been passed along and warped like the "Telephone Game" most of us played in elementary school, or whatever reason you can think of.

Bonus points if you can work the phonesplitter background into the comic without overdoing it, or bonus points if you can use the phone prop.  You get nothing except a virtual slap across the face if you use bth of those together in the same panel.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

CC565: This will be pretty conspicuous

No, Dave, I just meant that I wanted you to sit in the audience and help me with my act.

by evil_d, 9-17-12

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Telephone Game 1 by mandingo 4-27-11

secret of my success? simple, young man. if i can help it, i don't make fools god helps himself by not making fools god helps children and fools

Telephone Game 2 by mandingo 4-27-11

god watches Tenspeed and Brown Shoe kill ze brown eyes and ze jews! HEIL HITLER! what. the. fuck. haha, five bucks

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what if nigger meant kite

Ha!  Two hit combo!  I entered this strip in the last contest as well.  It didn't win but hey, it's still in-theme!

Porkman & Finchy Are Wretched At Greco-Roman Mythology by ZMannZilla 3-25-12

Holy Cursewords Porkman! It stings when I pee! Do you suppose it has anything to do with that date I had with Medusa? OMIZEUS DID FINCHY SEAL THE DEAL?! Porkman hopes not for Medusa has the herpes! Yeah, I know, she told me, and said I'd get to have some if I slept with her.- but I still don't see them! The herpes virus is too small to see so Finchy does not make sense to Porkman! What? I thought herpes were those horrible screeching bird-woman creatures that eat the livers of men! AND WHY WOULD GIFT OF LIVER-EATING BIRD WOMANS BE ANY BETTER?!?!?!

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

CC565: Like 'PEAS IN A FARM' by bigworm 9-19-12

Oink! Baaa!!? Baaa, baaa, baaa!! Are you serious?!! The pig was in the barn minding his own business, when the cow snuck up on him, sucker-hoofed him, and fucked him in the ass!!! For over 20 minutes is what I heard.

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RCL no. 3155 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-19-12

...and like my grandpa always told me, "Don't create balloon animals where you have sex with three year-olds." I think the saying is, "Don't shit where you eat", dumbass! Really? Really. No wonder I got the major stink eye down at the local March of Crimes chapter... Dimes, dumbass!

How Armageddon Started by four_legged_tripod 1-21-11

My brother, let's pray now and praise the Lord! Pass it on. Your brother Ray just now grazed the floor. Pass it on. YOUR MOTHER'S GAY AND SHE RAISED A WHORE! ...the fuck?!?

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

"...his only son" pt.3 [CC565] by bigworm 9-22-12

Father, you have said that the priesthood is following scripture when having anal sex with young boys. Yes, that's true. Could you quote the relevant scripture for those of us who have no idea wherein the bible it might be? That would be "For God so shoved his only son..." Excuse me?!! "God so shoved his only son...?" I suppose now you want to bicker over the interpretation of the word 'shoved'?

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Barring a sudden swell of interest, I'm judging this on Friday.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

CC565: ROBOTS PRETENDING by bigworm 9-26-12

I didn't tell you to get toilet paper! I said "Please get some Jolly Ranchers!" How the hell did I get 'toilet paper' out of 'Jolly Ranchers'? Maybe because if a rancher is jolly, it's because he has a clean butt? No, I don't really think like that, but a lean slut could make anybody jolly. Jolly is the part of it that doesn't fit for me. Same here, my dolly fart on it? No way!

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cc8675309 by mandingo 9-26-12

barring a sudden swell of interest, i'm judging this on friday barring a sudden swell of interest, HC's judging this friday HC's hoping interest suddenly swells so has barred himself from judging until friday HC's sudden swell of interest over Jud-jing the busboy has led to him being barred from TGIFriday's HC prematurely ejaculated all over an onion blossom while beating a Filipino ladyboy to death with a bar right. mistake sitting in a circle

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cc565:RE:A Sudden Swell... [in lower third of one cell]

YOU RANG???

by bigworm, 9-27-12

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All right!  Judgement day is upon you!  And by you, I mean your comics.

This was a difficult one to judge.  Despite the relatively low number of contestants, they were ALL funny, even RCLG's entry.  Speaking of RCLG...

RCLG wins 3rd place for this comic, if for no other reason than the phrase "Don't create balloon animals where you have sex with three-year-olds."

RCL no. 3155 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-19-12

...and like my grandpa always told me, "Don't create balloon animals where you have sex with three year-olds." I think the saying is, "Don't shit where you eat", dumbass! Really? Really. No wonder I got the major stink eye down at the local March of Crimes chapter... Dimes, dumbass!

2nd place is a tie between ZMannZilla for this comic:

Porkman & Finchy Are Wretched At Greco-Roman Mythology by ZMannZilla 3-25-12

Holy Cursewords Porkman! It stings when I pee! Do you suppose it has anything to do with that date I had with Medusa? OMIZEUS DID FINCHY SEAL THE DEAL?! Porkman hopes not for Medusa has the herpes! Yeah, I know, she told me, and said I'd get to have some if I slept with her.- but I still don't see them! The herpes virus is too small to see so Finchy does not make sense to Porkman! What? I thought herpes were those horrible screeching bird-woman creatures that eat the livers of men! AND WHY WOULD GIFT OF LIVER-EATING BIRD WOMANS BE ANY BETTER?!?!?!

and bigworm for this comic:

"...his only son" pt.3 [CC565] by bigworm 9-22-12

Father, you have said that the priesthood is following scripture when having anal sex with young boys. Yes, that's true. Could you quote the relevant scripture for those of us who have no idea wherein the bible it might be? That would be "For God so shoved his only son..." Excuse me?!! "God so shoved his only son...?" I suppose now you want to bicker over the interpretation of the word 'shoved'?

Both were solid entries, and both made me laugh equally as much, so you two have to share the non-existent second place trophy wife.

But the big winner here is mandingo.  While his two-parter aptly titled "Telephone Game" was hilarious, it was this entry that cinched it, because now I can't get that damned song out of my head you sick fuck:

cc8675309 by mandingo 9-26-12

barring a sudden swell of interest, i'm judging this on friday barring a sudden swell of interest, HC's judging this friday HC's hoping interest suddenly swells so has barred himself from judging until friday HC's sudden swell of interest over Jud-jing the busboy has led to him being barred from TGIFriday's HC prematurely ejaculated all over an onion blossom while beating a Filipino ladyboy to death with a bar right. mistake sitting in a circle

Take it away mandingo!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

thanking you!

i'll put up a new one... now

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what if nigger meant kite