Welp, it's too early for a Halloween-themed contest, too annoying to do an election-themed one, too late to do a back-to-school deal.

So, I'll just pull some arbitrary rule out of my ass.

brb.

Okay, found it!

One of your panels must be "silent": no dialogue, no narration, so sound effects. This would be most effective as a pregnant pause, but any panel devoid of words counts. Comics can be any length, can be photoshopped, and you are free to use as many or as few characters or backgrounds that you want.

I'll judge this by October 25th, in order to give the winner enough time to churn out a Halloween-themed contest.

Now get to work!

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

RCL no. 3188 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-11-12

So, what do you think of the new comic contest? I liken it to an "eleventh-finger" prostrate exam... Do you mean butt sex? Yep.

RCL no. 3189 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-11-12

Hello, Roger... Did you get my email? I recieved an email with an attached video of a busty Asian nurse named Yuko giving a white guy a prostrate exam with a two-foot rubber dildo... How busty? 120-JJ!!! Of course, we're talking the metric system here...

RCL no. 3190 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-11-12

I thought it would spruce up this part of the museum if I hung a few of my four year-olds finger paintings... I'll take them down. Immediately.

The Lord Porks in Mysterious Ways by brycekain 10-12-12

But how could you be...? WRONG HOLE!

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

CC567: Crustaceans from outer space! by bigworm 10-12-12

If we're gonna' get married, you're gonna' have to suck it every day... I just want you to know that. Where's the vacuum? I just wanna' explode!

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bigworm

Choad's First Time by Lord_Vodek 10-12-12

So...How does this work? Well... You honk my nose until I orgasm.

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

TWO HIT COMBO!!!

CC566: Problems That Very Few Necrophiles Have To Deal With by ZMannZilla 9-30-12

Why do they always want to cuddle afterwards?

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

RCL no. 3195 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-14-12

I'm sorry, Mrs. Hammernipple, but your son is failing math... The good news is there is one thing you can do for him that can help him pass this class... Blow you in the parking lot? Hire a tutor. Oh. Right.

RCL no. 3197 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-14-12

How long to do I have to stand here like this? My jaw is getting sore! Just few more minutes... Couldn't you have picked a better art project besides a sketch of a Star Trek ensign being attacked by a 50 foot rock creature?

People Tell Me Things: This Time, it's Personal by choadwarrior 10-16-12

I think you should take that new job. I think I would get tired of all that travel to Asia quickly. Although, I do love fucking Chinese women.

RCL no. 3202 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-16-12

Who are you? I'm Tiki... We met at the bar last night. Um, we didn't have sex, did we? Check out the teeth marks on your cock.

The Evidence Against Armstrong by four_legged_tripod 10-17-12

2003 Oh my God, Lance! That was amazing! You've never lasted that long in bed. I know Sheryl. It was like 15 minutes! You're using performance enhancing drugs, aren't you?

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Groovy! - Fits a topping by edoggydog 10-17-12

I am so sick and tired of this Presidential race... I swear, if we don't get to election day soon, I'm going to take off all my clothes and run down the street, tits-a-flopping! GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVY! What?

RCL no. 3205 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-18-12

Five more minutes, baby... Okay... I'll just hang out 'til your ready. Oh, I get it! HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA *sigh*

RCL no. 3208 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-20-12

How was your date with my sister? Let's just say she's an alligator in bed! She's a crocodile, asshole! More like a COCK-odile, boyyyyy!

CC567: A 'NEW TWIST' TO AN OLD PROBLEM! [pt.1] by bigworm 10-21-12

Okay then... lemme take my tie off so blood can flow to my head and I can think of a plan to help you. Here's the plan... If you tell a single soul that I gave you syphilis, I will wring your neck!

CC567: A 'NEW TWIST' TO AN OLD PROBLEM! [pt.2] by bigworm 10-21-12

On second thought... MOUSE ALERT!!! MOUSE ALERT!!! DEATH IMMINENT! DEATH IMMINENT! ...I'll wring your neck right now.

CC567: A 'NEW TWIST' TO AN OLD PROBLEM! [pt.3] by bigworm 10-21-12

Butch! Hey uhhh... that mouse you were after? Had 'im for dinner last night! Yup, uh huh, real tasty... ate 'im all up, dead now... all gone! Never talk again! Nope... never! ooops!

CC567: A 'NEW TWIST' TO AN OLD PROBLEM! [pt.4] The End by bigworm 10-21-12

Oh Maura... how we used to frolic and do stuff like jump up and down on top of ants, and exchange looks of serious distrust all at the same time... in the cellar! But then... when I showed you my gargantuan... ly challenged 'man-thing', a tiny little speck of a 'tee-hee' came out. I wasn't surprised to find you tasted so spicy.

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bigworm

RCL no. 3210 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-21-12

CHECKMATE. I finally won! YAY!! WRONG. I CHECKMATED YOU, ANAL DRIP. Oh.

Cup of Plagiarism by HCRoyall 11-06-07

Today I went out and played soccer with my friends. Okay, so I just booted a hooker in the cunt and yelled "GOAL!"

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Silent But Deadly by ZMannZilla 8-11-11

Silent But Deadly (2) by ZMannZilla 8-28-11

Silent But Deadly (3) by ZMannZilla 8-28-11

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

CC567:Grief is a terrible thing to waste! by iconoclastic 10-25-12

From the grave came a curious sound...   ?   *traf... traf... traaafffff...* Visitors confirmed what the mice suspected. He was such an asshole! A dyslexic one at that.

CC567: TWIN CHILD MOLESTERS FISTING A BLACK KID IN THE DARK!

by bigworm, 10-25-12

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bigworm

*HOOT!* "No, that's not it." [I]- CC567 by bigworm 10-25-12

Why you lookin' at me like that? All the young owls are sayin' it! *WHOOP... WHOOP...*

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bigworm