Well the election is coming up and you know what that means! That is absolutely correct of you to guess, Mr. Helpy Helperson. You get a sticker and a gold star for participating. Now sit down in the corner and let me learn ya something. I'm am NOT going to hold a contest about politics. Mostly because I'm sick of hearing candidate bashing and all that shit.
So I went out on the net and randomly looked up stuff on 1983. From what I read on a CBS News website, 1983 was dubbed The Year of Toys for kids AND adults.
Some favorites that year were Cabbage Patch Kids, My Little Pony, Swatches, Care Bears, Nintendo/Super Mario Bros, and the very first commercially sold cell phone. If I got any of that wrong, I blame the jews. They run the media, from what Rush Limbaugh tells me.
Anywho, here's the scoop:
Make a comic for WW83 involving the worlds worst toy ideas for either kids or adults. They can either be ideas that never made it to market or ideas that some dumb ass did take to market and shenanigans ensued. Did I spell shenanigans correctly? Lemme break out my Speak and Spell and find out. Oh good, it says I did, but I also have AIDS. What the fuck?
There's also a bonus challenge: If you can make a funny comic that involves toys (of any kind) and DOESN'T involve sex, I'll be impressed as hell. This is not mandatory, but what's a good contest without a good challenge?
I'll judge this contest on the 10th, because according to Wikipedia: November 10 – The anticancer drug etoposide is approved by the FDA, leading to a curative treatment regime in the field of combination chemotherapy of testicular carcinoma.
And I do love me some testicular carcinoma. And bold letters. So let's get stripping!
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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.
