gtc3000
Junior Comic Technician
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| I just don't understand why the people I'm trying to murder are so stand-off-ish. What IS that? | |
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| [gurgle gurgle] [moan moan] [bleed bleed] ...Well... | |
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| I scowl. I know I scowl. But I've got the mask, so... | |
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| Body language maybe. I'm tense all the time and I'm sure it makes me look fairly unapproachable. And I'm so slouchy and rumpled, too. | |
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| Ahhhhh, boy. This one's gonna have me stumped for quite...some...time. | |
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Audience: Clap clap clap clap clap...
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| Thank you so much! How we feelin' tonight, people! | |
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Audience: Wooooo! Woooooo!
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| Ok, ok. No one feels THAT good. Seriously though, before the show I was backstage getting ready, and I was just about to put my mask on when I thought, "Again with the mask? Really?". | |
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| I mean, who am I, the Unknown Comic from the Gong Show? No. It's just me - Anonymous - hiding my face from the people I murder. | |
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| Umm, I was wondering if you would have dinner with me? | |
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| Yes with you, silly. I've been waiting since we first met for you to ask me. You're such an introspective, mysterious person. I can't help but be intrigued. | |
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| Actually, there's not much behind the mask. What you see is what you get. | |
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| Well, then nail me behind that dumpster and get the hell outta here. And keep the mask on. There's enough puke back there already. | |
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| Chapter 1: Opening the Gate of the White Picket Fence Surrounding the Yard of Your Dream House. | |
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| "Step 1: Time travel to the '50s. Step 2: Punch yourself in the face for living in a fantasy world and, therefore, never allowing yourself to be happy." | |
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| "Step 3: Stop reading this worthless book (did you notice the rest of the pages were blank?) and go do something fun." | |
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| Ah, here it is. "How to Build a Time Machine In Three Imaginary Steps, You Idiot". | |
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| I'm sure that last part's meant to be motivational. | |
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[Click to view comic: 'Change of Plans']
--- Steeeeeeeeve Perry.
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