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gtc3000
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Turning the Knife Inward by gtc3000
6-28-09
I just don't understand why the people I'm trying to murder are so stand-off-ish. What IS that?
[gurgle gurgle] [moan moan] [bleed bleed] ...Well...
I scowl. I know I scowl. But I've got the mask, so...
Body language maybe. I'm tense all the time and I'm sure it makes me look fairly unapproachable. And I'm so slouchy and rumpled, too.
Ahhhhh, boy. This one's gonna have me stumped for quite...some...time.
It's a process.

I Just Gotta Be Me: Anonymous Murderer by gtc3000
6-29-09
Audience: Clap clap clap clap clap...
Thank you so much! How we feelin' tonight, people!
Audience: Wooooo! Woooooo!
Ok, ok. No one feels THAT good. Seriously though, before the show I was backstage getting ready, and I was just about to put my mask on when I thought, "Again with the mask? Really?".
I mean, who am I, the Unknown Comic from the Gong Show? No. It's just me - Anonymous - hiding my face from the people I murder.

The Times They Aren't A Changin' by gtc3000
6-30-09
I win, mommy.
FUCK...THIS...SHIT.
I win, mommy.
FUCK...THIS...SHIT.

Anonymous Murderer Pulls the Trigger by gtc3000
7-06-09
Umm, I was wondering if you would have dinner with me?
Yes, I would!
Really? Dinner? With me?
Yes with you, silly. I've been waiting since we first met for you to ask me. You're such an introspective, mysterious person. I can't help but be intrigued.
Actually, there's not much behind the mask. What you see is what you get.
Well, then nail me behind that dumpster and get the hell outta here. And keep the mask on. There's enough puke back there already.

By All Means, Anonymous Murderer, Help Yourself Help by gtc3000
7-16-09
Chapter 1: Opening the Gate of the White Picket Fence Surrounding the Yard of Your Dream House.
Ooo. That's good.
"Step 1: Time travel to the '50s. Step 2: Punch yourself in the face for living in a fantasy world and, therefore, never allowing yourself to be happy."
"Step 3: Stop reading this worthless book (did you notice the rest of the pages were blank?) and go do something fun."
The very next day...
Ah, here it is. "How to Build a Time Machine In Three Imaginary Steps, You Idiot".
I'm sure that last part's meant to be motivational.

[Click to view comic: 'Change of Plans']

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Steeeeeeeeve Perry.

12-12-12 8:06am (new)
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gtc3000
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Anonymous Murderer Says Goodbye by gtc3000
12-18-12
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...27 innocent people dead, most of them children...
I'm out.
And my name is Anonymous, ok? Just plain Anonymous. Goodbye, and...well, just goodbye.

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Steeeeeeeeve Perry.

12-18-12 12:22pm (new)
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gtc3000
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Oooo weeee, these comics are good.  It is my opinion that lots of people should read them.

Signed,

Person Whose Opinion You Trust

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Steeeeeeeeve Perry.

3-25-13 11:09am (new)
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