Sometimes when I pick my nose I get these strange looking snots that seem to have an embryonic look about them. I finally took one to a local scientist who tested it while it was still alive. He confirmed that it was an alien thing because how else could it live in such a salty environment? He tasted(sic) it three times to be sure, so now I'm really starting to get worried.
I know that it's my fault that I have this problem, because I did tell the aliens that they could use my nose to hang out in, but only on the condition that they not have sex up there.
I guess I need to get an attorney now, and the scientist keeps calling me to conduct more tests. Basically I guess I should wait and see what happens.
I'm hoping that the aliens just move of their own accord because if I report them to the cops, they'll probably wanna' look up my nose, and then they would see the crusty coke rings around my nostrils and perhaps arrest me and put me in jail! That would probably be a terrible thing, because (based on what I've heard), there's a lot of forced anal copulation going on in places like that, and then I would get arrested again because I would have to beat off all the forced anal copulators... I can see it now, they (the forced anal copulators who think they're so such tough guys), would all get in a big line outside my cell and then attack me one by one, (because my cell would only be wide enough for one "FAC" at a time). Then I would try to beat the first one off before the second one could squeeze by and get to me before I could finish the first one off. This leads directly into my second problem i.e., I hate mopping!!!
So I guess I've been selfishly talking about myself, but you did ask, so you can't really blame me lol! I say that knowing full well that you are probably blaming me right now as I type roflmao! Am I right? juadkas (jumping up and down kicking and screaming) lol lol lol ha ha ha waanl (wacking away all night long) lulz, rtsutscu (refusing to stop until the sun comes up) lol, ttgsssiheetwoat (trying to get some sleep so I have enough energy to whack off again tomorrow), but icspmnatst,sigifh (I can't stop picking my nose at the same time, so I guess I'm fucked, huh).
Anyway, have you ever had this problem too?
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bigworm
