Sad?  Lethargic?  Incontinent? Ask your doctor about CC 524. Entering CC 524 will rejuvenate your happy cells and put the yay-ness back in your anus.

Side effects include...well, that's your job to figure out.

I love drug commercials that start out all happy, then rattle through a long list of horrific side effects.  For this contest, I'd like to see some creative and humorous side effects.  Your characters can be in any situation, so feel free to make the unusual or unintended consequences take place in the real world...or not...it's up to you.

So take your medicine and get stripping before the bloating and halitosis kicks in.  Judging will be in a while.

RCL no. 3294 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-07-13

So, Father McCracken... How's that new child molestation-suppression drug you're taking working? Y'know... The one that has hearing loss as a side effect? Wow... HELLOOOOOOOOOOO, FATHER McCRACKEN!!!! Little Timmy is looking HOT!

CC524: May cause shortness of life by evil_d 1-08-13

Now this medicine should clear your bronchitis right up. But I must warn you, one of the potential side effects is getting murdered. Come on, doc. I know they have to list everything that happens to a patient during the clinical trials, but "getting murdered"? Oh, I assure you, this side effect is very real and very potent. So potent, in fact, that it sometimes happens before you even start taking the drug. That's completely ridiculous. What happened here? Another tragedy of modern pharmaceuticals.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Groovy! - Low Information Voter by edoggydog 1-08-13

November 1st, 2012... Your tests came back and you are cleared to have male enhancement surgery on November 5th... Groovy! Now, remember, although you'll be able to knock over small table lamps with your new penis, the side effect is a 50% drop in intelligence. Who needs to be smart when you're hung like a cattle rustler? November 7th, 2012... President Obama won re-election yesterday... YAY! Now, all our probelms will be solved!

New Aspirin by mandingo 1-08-13

doc, my knee kind of hurts when it gets cold out. here, try New Aspirin! New Aspirin might cause spontaneous AIDS, ball gout, stankfinger, orbital herpes, water allergy, bigfoot dick, prolific simile (like a boss), death, vomitting, deathvomitting, metallic constipation, ball slapping, rectal implosion, warring brain lobes, palpable regret, dry blinking, the inability to love, and knee pain when it gets cold out.

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what if nigger meant kite

RCL no. 3296 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-08-13

Hey, Bill... Maynard? What the hell happened to you? You've heard of Medifast® right? Medifast® caused you to lose all your skin? No, but the AIDS I got from blowing hobos to pay for the Medifast® did! Wow... That Medifast® has some really bad side effects!

Side Pie Effects by four_legged_tripod 1-09-13

And here is your new prescription. Let me guess. There's a huge list of sexual side effects including but not limited to: erections that last more than four hours which lead to hypersexuality causing orgies with multiple coeds and a skanky hooker found off the interstate and after having sex with said hooker will remind you of the many times you were molested by that babysitter so you kill the hooker, chop her into pieces and leave her remains in a Denny's bathroom at three in the morning. No. The side effects are just slight fatigue. Whatever. Just write what I said on the prescription pad making it legible enough for my wife to read it and post date it for last Thursday.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

CC524: DocBot's Homemade Cog Liver Oil by evil_d 1-09-13

Hey, I drank that bottle of Robot-Tussin you gave me, but now my chassis feels funny. Well, I did warn you there might be some side effects. That was oddly specific. There may also be some balls effects.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Side Affects by Lord_Vodek 1-09-13

How's that new cough drop working for you? Well the cough is gone...But... But what? Nothing. Okay man. Glad your cough is gone Me too...Don't kill me

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

Side Effects May Include Ryan White by brycekain 1-10-13

So it turns out the experimental treatment worked. The AIDS virus went in and killed the cancer, but now I have to take this AZT drug for the rest of my life. What are the side effects? I FUCKING HAVE AIDS!

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

RCL no. 3298 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-10-13

There. It appears the anti-aging growth hormones I injected in you has started to work... Did you just turn me into bull? YESSSSSSSSS! Um, from which med school did you get your diploma? Med school?

It looks like this malady has run its course.  I'll give it two more days then give my diagnosis.

Overdose by TheGovernor 1-14-13

These pills should help with your moustacheitis, I have to warn you though that side effects include Amnesia and Alligator hand, but Ive been taking them myself without problems Cool I'll try one right now Me too, just remember not to take more than one each day Im not sure if they're having an effect but I do like the piranha urine aftertaste These pills should help with your moustacheitis, I have to warn you though that side effects include Amnesia and Alligator hand, but Ive been taking them myself without problems Cool I'll try one right now

Okay, I've had three comics open in three tabs for the last three hours and I've been periodically bouncing between them trying to decide which is the winner.

Well, Mandingo and ragu4U, the results may be a bitter pill to swallow because I'm prescribing a dose of win to four_legged_tripod for:

Side Pie Effects by four_legged_tripod 1-09-13

And here is your new prescription. Let me guess. There's a huge list of sexual side effects including but not limited to: erections that last more than four hours which lead to hypersexuality causing orgies with multiple coeds and a skanky hooker found off the interstate and after having sex with said hooker will remind you of the many times you were molested by that babysitter so you kill the hooker, chop her into pieces and leave her remains in a Denny's bathroom at three in the morning. No. The side effects are just slight fatigue. Whatever. Just write what I said on the prescription pad making it legible enough for my wife to read it and post date it for last Thursday.

Your last contest didn't have a rule against tag-backs, so tag...you're it!

I no longer feel sad, lethargic or incontinent. Being prescribed this win has indeed put the yea-ness back in my anus. I'm going to have to take this win and call you in the morning when I will hopefully have an idea for CC 525.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Nuts!

I thought evil_d's comic  should have been a contender, too

For the record, I rated evil_d's good (along with some others)...Ragu, Dingo, and Tripod were just my top three.