Y'know what I hate?  Those half-assed "parody" movies with Carmen Elektra and a bunch of drama scdhool dropouts making a "parody" of a movie by quickly flinging references at the viewer.  I believe the art of parody is not dead, and even if it is, I am conna necromance the shit out of it.

Your task, my nifty necromancers, is to reinvigorate the art of parody.  Pick any comic you like so long as it was made by a user other than you.  Then, do a parody of it, or heckle it MST3K style, or make fun of it, or whatever.  Basically, use the comic as a launching point for your joke.  Here's an example of how to lay it out:

First, post the comic you're making fun of:

Voices by Lord_Vodek 11-07-08

You're just jealous cause the voices dont talk to you freak the voices tell me im perfectly normal right...

Then, post your spoof comic:

Vodekution (Part Two) by ZMannZilla 8-09-10

Go away, freak. You're just jealous because the voices don't talk to you. Whatever. The voices tell me I'm perfectly normal. No we don't. N'GUH!

I'll give this one at least 2 weeks.  Get to it!

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

My Crazy Mother by ZMannZilla 7-18-10

Wow, Mom, it sure is weird feeling my baby kick around inside of my wife. Was I that active when you were pregnant with me? Oh, I'll say! You used to kick so hard, you'd knock the ashtray off my stomach! Wait... you SMOKED while you were pregnant with me? Um... yes? It was the 70's, bubeleh! Smoking wasn't bad for babies back then! Besides, the hash made you stop kicking long enough for me to sleep.

S.C.R.O.A.T.S. by four_legged_tripod 2-05-13

Wow, Mom, it sure is weird feeling my baby kick around inside of my wife. Was I that active when you were pregnant with me? Oh, I'll say! You used to kick so hard, you'd knock the ashtray off my stomach! Wait... you SMOKED while you were pregnant with me? Your father and I both did. It was his ashtray you knocked off. He got so pissed he kicked you back! Wait. Wha-- Where did you think the brain damage came from? I mean seriously, mutton chops? Come on!

B.O.A.T.S. - It's Always Sunny On My Mutant Dick by ZMannZilla 7-27-10

You don't hear a lot from Danny DeVito these days. Yeah, well maybe if my dick had ears, that'd be a different story. Because he's SHORT, you judgemental ass!

S.C.R.O.A.T.S. by four_legged_tripod 2-05-13

You don't hear a lot from Danny DeVito these days. Yeah, well maybe if my dick had ears, that'd be a different story. That could be arranged. How exactly? Hey, it's me, Danny DeVito. Want to know what I've been up to? If you are really going to keep rubbing your ears against my dick like that, you better be prepared to get an earful.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Groovy! - Presents: Ragu's Introspection by edoggydog 2-05-13

I am ragu4u. As you see, my world is dark. I lay here in the dark... ...in the dark creating humor. Then I rise and approach the keyboard... And drop a big load of spooge on the keyboard as I watch "Ghetto Booty 6: Hot Latina MILFs"!

Aaaaack!  My secret is OUT!

four_legged_tripod wrote:

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S.C.R.O.A.T.S. by four_legged_tripod 2-05-13

Wow, Mom, it sure is weird feeling my baby kick around inside of my wife. Was I that active when you were pregnant with me? Oh, I'll say! You used to kick so hard, you'd knock the ashtray off my stomach! Wait... you SMOKED while you were pregnant with me? Your father and I both did. It was his ashtray you knocked off. He got so pissed he kicked you back! Wait. Wha-- Where did you think the brain damage came from? I mean seriously, mutton chops? Come on!

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Sex with a minor by mandingo 7-27-08

you and John go all the way yet? yep. first time, last night how was it? not so good he couldn't get you off? oh, i came my brains out. he has mad tongue skills. no, the problem arose about 30 seconds before starting when he duct taped my booklight to his forehead

Groovy! - Presents: mandingo's sex with a miner by edoggydog 2-09-13

you and John go all the way yet? yep. first time, last night how was it? not so good. he didn't get you off? oh, i came my brains out. he has mad tongue skills. no, the problem arose about 30 seconds before starting when he inserted a firecracker in my vagina and yelled, "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!"

...the remaining pages have been torn out.

Nov 22 - The smiling nine-eyed creature appeared again today and followed me around - once in a while muttering "soon, John... very soon". My name is not John but this still causes me great concern

by FactoryRejects, 7-16-09

the volleys told.

Nov 26- i've turned the tables. started following him around. couldn't really think of anything ominous to say so i just started naming Friends episodes. The One with the Yeti, The One with Joey's Bag

by mandingo, 2-10-13

...

Nov 27- The One Where the Stripper Cries. and with that, i'd run out. sensing my hesitation, he attempted to follow me again, but i would not turn. we've been locked in a staring contest for 6 hours.

by mandingo, 2-10-13

...

Dec 25

by mandingo, 2-10-13

...

Mar 3- we decided to make a go of it. opened a little bistro. there's even talk of marriage. i asked if we should start a family. s/he said "Soon." i replied "The One with the Free Porn." all is well.

by mandingo, 2-10-13

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what if nigger meant kite

Barnyard black market by evil_d 4-30-09

♫ Oh, a horse is a horse, of course, of course, and no one can have non-consensual sex with a horse, of course; that is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mister Ed! ♫ Sure, I can hook you up. But what do you need pepper spray for?

Palm Springs Gay Bar by AccentuateNegative 2-10-13

We are the hottest guys in here. I need a prescription for beer goggles stat. They only take cash here. So the patrons can remind the bartenders that beer used to cost a nickel?

CC577: Re: AccentuateNegatives' ~Palm Springs Gay Bar~ by bigworm 2-11-13

We're the hottest guys out here! Duh! Are you sure your GPS is workin' right? It led me straight to your asshole, didn't it? I'm just feelin' lucky I brought my own emergency beer. Could you just wash the sand off your dick so we can get this over with?

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bigworm

No No... After You by Hatrix 8-29-07

I'm hoooome and you would NOT believe the DAY I've had! I'm in here... You first.

CC: As I was saying... by HCRoyall 2-11-13

I'm hoooome and you would NOT believe the DAY I've had! I'm in here... Heavy flow this month.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

No No... After You by Hatrix 8-29-07

I'm hoooome and you would NOT believe the DAY I've had! I'm in here... You first.

CC: As I was saying... by HCRoyall 2-11-13

I'm hoooome and you would NOT believe the DAY I've had! I'm in here... Heavy flow this month.

Groovy! - Presents: The First Rule by edoggydog 2-11-13

I'm hoooome and you would NOT believe the DAY I've had! I'm here... I'm not allowed to talk about "Fight Club".

Surprise Party by AccentuateNegative 2-10-13

I have to leave now. I'm going on a date. With whom? I'll find out when I get there.

CC577: Re: AccentuateNegatives' ~Surprise Party~ No.1 by bigworm 2-12-13

I have to leave now, I'm going on a date. But you came here with me. I'm not leaving you out. It sounds to me like you are. No listen... I'm going out for awhile to come with someone else. Then I'm coming back here to come with you.

CC577: Re: AccentuateNegatives' ~Surprise Party~ No.2 by bigworm 2-12-13

I have to leave now, I'm going on a date. With whom? Uhhh... Whoever pulls their dick out first?

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bigworm

CC: After the second time the kid deserves to be left there. by HCRoyall 2-12-13

I recently watched a couple of lassie movies. Turns out there are easier ways of acquiring a pet than throwing some little shit down a well.

-And-

The Official Don Adams Tribute by biped 9-27-05

Brace yourself, sweetie -- Don Adams died. DON ADAMS!!! OH, NO!!! NOOOOOO!!! DON ADAMS DIED!!! DON ADAMS DIED!!! Who's "Don Adams"? ...so I shot her.

CC: I HAVE NO DAUGHTER!! by HCRoyall 2-12-13

Brace yourself, sweetie -- Don Adams died. DON ADAMS!!! OH, NO!!! NOOOOOO!!! DON ADAMS DIED!!! DON ADAMS DIED!!! Who's "Don Adams"? You put those electrodes in deep and you shock that little fucker as hard as you like.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

slant eyes=funny by llamasex 2-19-01

I once had a cat what happened to it? It changed into something what? dysentery

CC: Yeah, it was just too easy. by HCRoyall 2-12-13

I once had a cat what happened to it? It changed into something what? remember that guy we met with the cup and the camera?

-And-

New Aspirin by mandingo 1-08-13

doc, my knee kind of hurts when it gets cold out. here, try New Aspirin! New Aspirin might cause spontaneous AIDS, ball gout, stankfinger, orbital herpes, water allergy, bigfoot dick, prolific simile (like a boss), death, vomitting, deathvomitting, metallic constipation, ball slapping, rectal implosion, warring brain lobes, palpable regret, dry blinking, the inability to love, and knee pain when it gets cold out.