RCL no. 1597 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-25-07

Next on TNT... "Blindman and Wanderboy" Wanderboy! I hear a lady in distress... Somewhere... Nearby, I think... Get the car, Wanderboy! Wanderboy..? WANDERBOY!! I'm standing right here, Blindman. You don't have to shout... Sheeeesh! Why don't you answer when I'm talking to you? Sorry. My mind was wandering... Again...

RCL no. 2153 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-29-10

Blindman: Superhero! So... Did I recieve a letter of accomo-dation from the mayor for dismant-ling that nuclear weapon? Actually, it was a school bus full of retarded 4th graders... Oh. Well, at least they're safe... You threw the bus into the ocean and all the retards died, you blind motherfucker! If, they were truly "retarded", how did they reach the fourth grade?

RCL no. 2403 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-20-10

Heh, heh, heh... Blindman doesn't even know I'm behind him. I could sneak up and stab him in the back! [*SNIFF, SNIFF* ] Is that you, Evil Tiki? DAMMIT! Smells like you've been eating raw sea monkeys. Again.

RCL no. 2431 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-05-10

Blindman hanging out in his backyard... My, what a beautiful day! I think.

RCL no. 2437 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-14-10

Thank God, we made it just in time! In time for what, Blindman? In time to save the city, whore! But, the terrorist already blew it up! You mean, that wonderful barbecue smell is actually... ...human carcasses burning.

RCL no. 2494 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-12-11

Did you see which way The Jokester fled, Blindman? Haven't the foggiest, Captain Obvious, because, you see, I'm BLIND. How the hell does a blind man get accepted into the League of Superheroes? It's called the Americans with Disabilities Act, dickweed! But, you told me yesterday you're Californian.

RCL no. 2783 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-30-12

Blindman and Melty: al Qaeda Fighters! With Obama pulling troops out of the Middle East, it will be up to us to fight the terrorists! Us? Yes. You can be my eyes, and I can be your arms... Are you with me, Melty? Nope. Why not? I have no courage!

RCL no. 3032 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-18-12

AAAAAAAAAHH! Now, that I've taken I major shit, I can go fight crime. "Hey, Blindman... Are you planning on cleaning up that major shit you took in the cubicle row?" WHAT THE FUCK? Sorry... I thought I was in the exe-cutive washroom.

RCL no. 3211 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-25-12

Did we make it on time, Whatever? Nope. Everyone's dead, Blindman! DAMMIT!! I told you we shouldn't have stopped for double latte's at Starbucks, moron! Whatever! You're fucking fired. Whatever!

RCL no. 3347 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-22-13

Next on G4... Blind Cop Justice. Tonight's episode: "The Blind Leading the Blind- Somewhere." Picking up any clues, Blindman? Nope. How about you, Blind Cop? Nuthin'. Are we even at the crime scene?

RCL no. 3461 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-30-13

Since Blindman was put in charge of the neighborhood watch... ...crime in the area has gone up 453%! That's because he's, you know, BLIND. Hello?

RCL no. 2949 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-06-12

Blind Man and his seeing eye dog swoop in to save the day... Wait. This doesn't seem right... We're supposed to be in Washington D.C., but it feels like we're inside the Kilauea volcano! ...sort of. Great guide job, you stupid bitch! Arf?

RCL no. 3564 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-11-13

To avoid detection, Irritable Bowel Syndrome Man stood perfectly still as Blindman searched the house. Oh, God... He almost got away scot-free until... Not now! Well, he has his name for a reason! *SNIFF* Is that you, Irritable Bowel Syndrome Man? DAMMIT!!

RCL no. 3569 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-14-13

"HELP!! HELP!!" Sounds like someone is in trouble! No, Blindman... I'm playing Grand Theft Auto VII - The Reckoning... I just shot this guy in the nuts and stole his new Ferrari. So, you find entertainment in the suffering of others? Meh. SAY NO TO DRUGS, PUNK!!

RCL no. 3685 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-26-13

Did you see which way your brother, Loki, ran off to, Thor? I'm not Thor... I'm just a guy with a hammer. Oh. Sorry... I could have sworn you were him. Thor's big and muscular. I'm a 98 pound weakling! Are you blind, man? Yes. That's my name. Without the comma between "blind" and "man", of course... If, you're truly blind, how the hell did you see the comma?

RCL no. 3693 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-29-13

Honey..? I'm home. (I think...) How was your day, sweetie? I rescued nine people from a burning building today... You know, my normal superhero stuff. I, um, saw the news footage on Fox and what you rescued were rolls of expensive rugs. DAMMIT! Well, at least I saved something of value from that burning building... Actually, the building wasn't wasn't on fire. And, there's now an APB out on you for grand theft!

RCL no. 3762 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-25-13

Blindman swoops in to save they day... I thought heard screaming... Are you okay, sir? Yes. And, I'm standing behind you. I don't know where behind me is... It's the opposite of in front of you, dipshit. (Is there any wonder why Chen keeps getting his ass kicked?) Sir, I'm blind, not dumb... Please, don't call me a dipshit. Right. Calling you a disphit would be an insult to dipshits. Dipshit.

RCL no. 3779 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-07-13

Um, Mr. Blindman..? Are you aware that you... You... Spit it out, hobo! That you aren't wearing your suit? Dammit! Well, at least I remebered to put on my bullet proof cod piece... Looks like your cod piece is actually a chicken. DAMMIT!

RCL no. 3831 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-09-14

Blindman tracks down his arch nemesis, The Prankster... OPEN THE DOOR, PRANKSTER!! I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!! Um, what address are you looking for? 4851 Newman Avenue... That's two blocks over, dipshit! ...sort of. DAMMIT!!

RCL no. 3894 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-08-14

Is that you, Blackhole? Yes... How'd you know, Blindman? I can smell the jerry curl in your hair. That's the sauerkraut I ate for lunch you're smelling, asshole! Oh. Sorry. >:o

RCL no. 3956 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-11-14

With crime rates being at all time lows... Is this the apartment, Melty? Yes, Blindman. ...and needing income to survive... And, you're sure the perpetrators are home? Positive. ...Blindman and his superhero sidekick, Melty, take a part-time job process serving. Okay... I'll kick in the door and you hand them the paperwork. I have no arms!

Groovy! - A "Half-Ass" Tribute to ragu4u by edoggydog 6-28-12

Due to my lack of sight, I lost half my ass last week in Vegas! Groovy! Where is he? *snicker*

RCL no. 2158 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-08-10

Hey, Phillip! It's me, Darrel... Um, can you do me a favor and call 911? No prob- wait. What are you doing in the ventilation system? Once a month, Phreaky comes in this room and does her self breast exam. Topless. Oh, my... She's at least a triple D-cup! This I gotta see... She already came and went... And, I've been stuck up here ever since because I still have a raging hard on! Try imagining Ernest Borgnine naked...

RCL no. 4350 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-21-14

Meanwhile, Blindman and his blind wife talk about date night... WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME TONIGHT? HOW ABOUT A MOVIE? ANOTHER MOVIE?? THE LAST ONE WE WENT TO SUCKED!! HOW CAN YOU SAY IT SUCKED??? IT WAS A CLASSIC!!! IT WAS A SILENT MOVIE!!! Oh. Right.

RCL no. 4516 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-14-15

Whatcha doing, Blindman? Don't bother me now, Ethan... I'm up to my ELBOWS in work! The phrase is "up to my eyebrows..." Well, technically, your eyebrows are at the level of my elbows. Well, technically, you're a doofus! At least, I don't have to pay hookers to jack me off, you little shit!

RCL no. 4697 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-29-15

Blindman and Blind Cop to the rescue! I think the Jokester went this way... Which way? This way! How about you pretend I'm blind and verbally describe which way! (Or, not.) HOW ABOUT YOU PRETEND I'M BLIND... THAT WAY YOU'LL KNOW IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO VERBALLY DESCRIBE ANY-THING TO YOU!!! I'M BLIND, NOT DEAF, YOU BLIND MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!

RCL no. 4705 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-05-15

As Blindman does his daily relaxation ritual of standing nude in the forest... ...AAAAAAAHHHHH... ...AAAAAAAAAAAAA... ...John happens upon him by accident and learns a valuable lesson... ...AAAAAAAHHHHH... ...AAAAAAAAAAAAA... ...that there are some things in life you will NEVER be able to unsee! ...AAAAAAAHHHHH... ...AAAAAAAAAAAAA...

RCL no. 4869 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-27-15

Blindman to the rescue! I better get to the orphanage and save the children before it burns down! Hmmmm... Why does the air seem to be getting a lot thinner and harder to breathe? (Or fucking not.) Ah, shit... Don't tell me I'm flying straight up again!