As it happens, I already had an idea, and I just needed a moment to recall it.  The inspiration for this contest is a series of strips called The Primates, found at http://www.evolutionvsgod.com/primates.php

This series of strips completely mischaracterizes atheists in order to make them look stupid and hypocritical. For this contest, I want you to pick a group that you belong to and grossly mischaracterize it. For example, think of the dumbest stereotypes others hold of your group, and portray them as fact in your strip.

If this kind of dishonesty is too much for you, completely mischaracterize a group you don't belong to and pretend you did the first thing I asked.

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CC543: A SNEAK-PEEK inside the UNION OF 'ORGAN GRINDERS' by bigworm 9-22-13

After a hard day on the asphalt... I suppose you want to be paid for your efforts. Well, yes sir. I mean... I have a family to feed and I really danced my heart out today! That's true, and your 'river dance' moves really brought the pennies in. I've got your check right here. Here, take it before it disappears.

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CC543: Auditions to join The Church of 'God is a Woman' I

Yes , I do have a cunt. She's in!

by bigworm, 9-22-13

CC543: Auditions to join The Church of 'God is a Woman' II by bigworm 9-22-13

Thank you so much! I promise to be a faithful member who will... Hold on there! Not so fast! It's good that you have a cunt, but the real question is "Do you act like a cunt?" I believe that if you have a cunt, you are a cunt, and therefore you act like a cunt! Jesulia Christette! She comes with a creedo!!! She's in, she's in!!!

CC543: Auditions to join The Church of 'God is a Woman' III by bigworm 9-22-13

Oh thank you... No, no! Hold your horses everybody! There is one last question before membership can be confirmed! Please take all the time you need before answering this final question. Okay. Your final question is... Do you smell like a cunt? My answer to the final question is... 'Yes, but (hopefully), only when I'm on the rag." BRAVO!!! BRAVO!!! Welcome to the Church of 'God is a Woman'!

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Make Believe by AccentuateNegative 9-22-13

Want to pretend to come over just to watch a movie? Why don't we pretend to just want to meet near my place for coffee? As long as we're going out, maybe we could pretend to just get together for one drink. Yeah, but that usually ends up with someone pretending to have one drink too many and not wanting to drive home just yet. Could we just pretend that all we want to do is fuck? I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.

RCL no. 3587 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-22-13

I belong to a "special" group of white guys... None of us have a cock shorter than fourteen inches! (Tiki didn't realize her was talking to a cardboard cutout of Maura from Diesel Sweeties at this year's Comic Convention.) And, when we orgasm, we shout, "BETTER CALL SKI PATROL 'CAUSE I'M ABOUT TO BURY YOU IN AN AVALANCHE OF HOT, STICKY SEMEN!!"

White Guys by four_legged_tripod 9-23-13

So who did you vote for? I, OF COURSE, VOTED FOR OBAMA! TWICE! Why are you talking so loud? Oh! There's a black guy sitting at the table behind me isn't there? Yep. We should move tables. Totally!

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CC543: Video gamers by evil_d 10-03-13

Jeez, I can't stand you video gamers. Lying on the couch all day, eating Doritos and drinking Mountain Dew, relying on handouts from Mom and Dad. Oh, please. I'm an adult, and e-sports are a big deal these days. So the handouts come from strangers on the internet now.

I don't know if I sold out video gamers quite enough in this one.

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Hipsters are people that look like you whom you don't know by Humpenstein 10-10-13

We gotta stop going out here. Shoulder to shoulder hipsters... God I hate fucking hipsters.

Can somebody inspire fpd to judge this contest already?

helloooooooooooooo, fpd!

CC543: Why we all love the British. by iconoclastic 10-20-13

It's a mystery how come people like us Brits so much? Well, for one thing, we tawk all high class, but we gotta' queen who's above us all. So, we sound high class, but we're not, 'cus we gotta' queen? No. We sound high class, but we're approachable, unlike the Queen. She stands alone, refusing to acquire the common British quality of endearment. What's that? The way we wave? No. Rotten teef!

Yeah, so as of today this contest has been going on for a month, which is pretty long even by our lazy standards.

If fpd doesn't show up in a couple more days, I'll settle the contest by rolling a die or something.

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So, I was just on reddit reading about what Universalists think about Hitler in Hell, which brought to mind the previous contest and reminded me that I was running this one. It's hard to believe it has already been a month.  The winner is Humpenstein.

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