I've found (or at least I think I have), that the word "stupid" is often one of the worst words to use when you're describing someone directly to their face.

It's a much better idea to call them stupid online. It's also a better idea to tell them what they need to do about their stupidity online as well. After all, it's only curteous to offer them a solution to being stupid after calling them stupid.

RULES:

- Someone calls someone "stupid".

- Someone offers a solution.

- Anything else you want to add.

That's it!

EXAMPLE COMIC:

CC592: STUPID/SOLUTION--- IDEA by iconoclastic 10-23-14

Listen stupid! If we're going to survive as cannibals, you have to stop eating people in the front window! Okay. Would mommy please report to the rear cellar window with some salt and pepper?

RCL no. 4353 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-23-14

Battery acid. STU-U-U-U-PID!!! You have a better solution for soft contacts? Yeah. Saline. Dumbass. Okayyyyy... Then, how about the new decor? SU-U-U-U-UCKS!!

CC592: Smart use of 'stupid' can get part of the (w)hole. by bigworm 10-25-14

You'll get along here fine if you can remember these 3 things... 1) I'm the boss! 2) I'm right, you're wrong! 3) I'm smart, you're stupid! My name isn't 'Stupid', it's Jimmy and you just told me 5 things, not 3. Oh for Christ's sake! I was hoping you weren't as stupid as you look! You're fired! Please don't fire me. PLEASSSE!?? Okay, you'll be paid minimum wage for 1hr including 5 minutes to wash your face! Now get busy! Oh boy!!! *slurp slurp* I have a part time job! *slurp slurp* Thanks boss! *slurp slurp*

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bigworm

CC592: Why women LOVE the kitchen! by bigworm 10-25-14

Hey Stupid, I'm home! You never called me 'Stupid' before we were married. That's because you sucked my dick before we were married. Sweety Pie, not continuing to suck your scabby little flesh-flap is a sign of intelligence, not stupidity. Don't stop*tongue wag... tongue extend... tongue wag... tongue extend* just keep pressing the back of my head! *umph* I'm almost there! If you'd just remove a rib or two you'd already be there and I could be drying dishes right now.

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bigworm

Real Life: Spam-A-Lot by four_legged_tripod 10-27-14

Our email is full of porn spam. Any idea of why that is? Well, I did give Conner the password to the parental blocker. Are you stupid?! He's a horny 14 year old boy! He'd go straight to every dirty porno site there was! Change the password and I promise I'll never give it to him again. Dad? Mom's acting weird. She told me that she changed the computer passowrd and that you'd never give it to me again. But you never gave me the passowrd to start with. Here's 20 bucks. Let's just forget the whole thing ever happened.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

This is a CC592 entry and also a message from me to everyone

You're stupid, and you should go to hell.

by evil_d, 10-28-14

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Planet WTF: Out With the New, Out Onto the Old by brycekain 10-28-14

Ok you can open them now. SUPRISE! You got me a stupid toilet for my birthday? Well if you don't like it, you can just use the old one. Please don't make me poop on Mark Zukerberg anymore! His boner looks like a dashboard Jesus! You get in there and PRAISE THE BOARD, MISTER!

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Planet WTF: It Can Be Slid Into Anything (no, not THAT) by brycekain 10-28-14

What are you doing? Sitting in a trashcan. That's stupid. What should I do? Watch Roadhouse. RASTHAUS!

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Planet WTF: This Can't Possibly Be Racist by brycekain 10-28-14

Is this the company that makes that Triviador game? What are you, stupid? This is where the latest ebola outbreak occurred! Well you don't have to be so rude about it. Blow me. LALALALALALA!! Did NOT see that coming.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

The winner is evil_d.

I think I'm reading more into his comic than he intended to be read into it, but that's what I do sometimes.

I truly appreciate the other comics entered, and would have good things to say did I not feel the need to be terse right now. 

evil_d... you're up!

Thanks, iconoclastic.  I didn't really expect much of that little comic; in fact I was thinking about making another, "real", entry for this competition, but the idea wasn't fully formed yet.  But I'm glad you got more meaning out of this little one than I put into it.  That means that we have broken the Law of Conservation of Meaning.  If we apply what we have learned from this, perhaps we can create a perpetual meaning machine, and the world will never want for meaning again.  In the meanwhile, let's work on the next comic contest, which shall be posted shortly.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

I finished the longer comic that I was going to make for this contest.  If you don't like my other one, then pretend that I won for this one instead.

Go back to Christopher Columbus' imagination by evil_d 10-30-14

You overcharged me, you stupid Indian! Go back to the Bering Strait! I'm not that kind of Indian, sir. Fine, then go back to Tenochtitlan! I'm the kind of Indian who actually comes from India. You don't have to make up a country called "India"! We Americans aren't as ignorant as you think! I'm duly impressed by your educated racism, sir.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!