four_legged_tripod
Do what to who for how many jellybeans?
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Okay. Time to move this on. First off, love all the entries but I have some favorites. Here are the runners up in no particular order:
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| Lord, strike me down. NOW. | |
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| ...and that's when the pain in my shin magical trans-ferred to my scrotum. Ballsack, if you're from West Virginia, by-the-by. But, I'm getting way off the subject of runny cat feces. | |
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| OH, MY GOD!!!! THE LIGHTS JUST WENT OUT!!! | |
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| THEN, I'M BLIND!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! | |
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Love the percieved loss of power.
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| So, what do you do for a living? | |
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| I sell bootleg movies in Times Square. | |
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| I guess the power went out. | |
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| Oh, it's back. Hey, what happened to my wheelchair and inability to stand? | |
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"What happened to my inability to stand" almost won you the whole damn thing.
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| You know what I hate? Black people. | |
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| Hell, I hate anything that's black. In fact, I'm going to beat the stuffing out of the next black thing I see. | |
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| Holy shit, Earl. The room just done turned black. Get it! | |
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| I'm gonna beat this rooms ass! | |
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| Man, that room opened up a can of whoop-ass. | |
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| I think we won, though. It ain't black no more. | |
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Very clever my friend!
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| We try to be a green company around here, this building is actually powered entirely on bullshit | |
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| Damn, the power's out, quick say something that's totally bullshit | |
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| America's private insurance based healthcare system is clearly a better funding model than western Europe's socialised system | |
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| Great work, that should keep us going 'till noon | |
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| Ever thought of simply popping a tv in the corner with Fox News on? | |
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I don't know what it is about your sense of humor, Guv but it jives well with mine everytime.
But the winner and new champion is:
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| Well, time to get to work on today's calamari order. | |
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| Mama mia! A power cut! I hope my freezer doesn't defrost. | |
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It made me wonder if the same thing is going to happen to Walt Disney's head. Take it away kvk!
--- "Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke
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