I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO DO THIS ANYMORE!!!!!

Rusty. by ArtemisStrong 2-25-15

Uhm... Uhh... uh... I dunno... Skrillex? Feminism?

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

They're being chased by a nutria just off-panel. by ArtemisStrong 2-25-15

Kids these days. All they want is goddamned "transparency" and "restorative justice" and "an equitable society based on respect for differing cultures and values" n' shit! Like, "Do the carpets HAVE to match the drapes?" Yes, son, they do! Put yer big boy pants on and squash all your emotions into a tight little ball of festering anger so you can actually be useful! And then, then you can like... like... let that anger EXPLODE! Alll over your wife and children! I was sure this conversation was headed elsewhere at the outset. I figured we'd end up talking about philosophical absurdities. I was hoping for gross-out humor, myself. Welp, still have some space left. Uh. Erm. VOMIT TITS!

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

You ARE rusty.  Here you had the perfect set-up for a domestic violence joke.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

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Executive Decision. by ArtemisStrong 3-10-15

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Hmm... Uh... Hmmmmm... Hmmm... Hm. Yeah. Drive it in further.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Fetlife by ArtemisStrong 2-23-18

Hi. Hey... Heyyy... Don't just stand there, STAB MY ASS! You're making this weird.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

An Important Distinction. by ArtemisStrong 5-14-24

**waking up noises** This is quite a lot of my own blood I'm laying in on the bathroom floor. I better call 9-1-1. Shit. I meant "lying."

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.