This is Donny Osmond (no, he's not one of the worms--he's the guy wearing goggles) with his head in a box full of "superworms," appearing on "Fear Factor." Later, they added centipedes, millipedes and scorpions to the box. I'm not sure it needs captioning, but I thought I'd share...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Also, I think it would have been alot easier to get his head in the box if they had bothered to remove it first.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

That strange crucifix shadow in the background is disturbing. I imagine Jesus hovering over Donny, saying something like, "Where's Brigham Young now, eh? Can't save your sorry little ass, can he? Those secret undergarments aren't helping you much either, eh? Hahahaa!!!"

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

That is good stuff!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

::shoots milk out nose::

Even though this has nothing to do with anything, ill say it anyway. I was reading and found a funny death. A man was fishing in the Nile or something like that, and he hit a bees nest. To evade the bees he jumped in the drink...and got ate by pirahnas. This is 100% true.

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Not really. According to the dictionary, Piranas are "any of several tropical American freshwater fishes of the genus Serrasalmus that are voraciously carnivorous and often attack and destroy living animals. Also called caribe."

Are you sure it wasn't the Amazon?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Yep, they are South American only. That alone is enough evidence to prove the story is false. Another important factor is that joshw said it, and he is a fuck-knuckle.

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fuck-knuckle!

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

My sister's friend just shot an episode of fear factor. She didn't win (shhh, i'm not supposed to tell you), but the way she lost was pretty shitty. From what she said, she was the first contestant on fear factor ever given a timelimit to how fast she had to do her challenge. In her case it was eating cow brains. She had to eat 2 cow brains, which she wasn't afraid to do, but had two bites left when the time ran out.

I think that's pretty fucking shitty. It's called fear factor, not fear speed factor.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.