So I used Tinder as an inspiration for my last two comics. Then an entire high school in Colorado was busted for sexting each other. The two events were not related. But it leads us to the next comic comp.

1. Make comics about dating/sex apps or about sexting.

2. Be funny.

That's it. I'll swipe right for the winning comic in the next week or so.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

RCL no. 4970 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-11-15

So, I put an intimate personal ad in CRAIGLIST yesterday, telling the women that I am "hung like a horse"... Within an a hour, I had 257 sexual prospects! Well, that was until I sent them a picture of myself and they realized I actually AM a horse.

RCL no. 4972 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-11-15

Why did you bring me here next to this lava flow, Barry? Because you need to thaw out, Brad! I'm not covered in ice, Barry... I had the gaydar app activated on my phone on last night, and, well, I ended going to a gay Japanese gangbang! Bukkake? God bless you! No, I meant , are you covered in spooge?

CC 627: The Dangers & Consequences Of Unprotected Sexting by ZMannZilla 11-12-15

One night, while sexting... i arch my back n beg u 4 mor. u r makin me cum so hard rite now! So hot! I thrust my manhood deeper into you and explode with a huge orgasm! my vagna squueses down on ur throbbin cok. my eggs git fertalized n my body strats 2 make a feetus n plasenta. I... wait hold up... five years l8r we r researchin kindrgardens n cleanin fruit loops throwup off teh furneture. You are one sick bitch, grandma.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

CC 627 by Porternotes 11-12-15

3am What are you still doing up? Who are you texting? Huh? oh, nobody... It's not nobody. Let me see. It's a photo message from Colin Powell. Look I can explain. From Colin: Ever seen one like this?

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RCL no. 4974 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-12-15

...and then I texted a picture of my big- Penis? Did you just say "penis"? Guys don't say penis! Only mothers and Jewish pedia-tricians say penis! You sound like a pussy saying penis! Be a man!! What should I have said? "Pee-pee". So, after you texted her a picture of your pee-pee, did she text you back a picture of her "wa-wa"?

Well, this sputtered out quickly. I'll pull the plug on this tomorrow so if you have anything you want to add, now would be the time.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

RCL no. 4985 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-19-15

Maura gets visited by the Greek Philosopher of Intimate Hook-ups... You see, Maura... The key to social media is being outgoing, yet slightly aloof. Aloof. Got it. Don't act desperate... When you put your profile up on Tinder, you may not get a lot of replies at first. So, how can I not act desperate if I'm not getting any replies? Just act the opposite of four_legged_tripod hosting a comic contest. That makes it so clear to me now!

So we have come to the end of another comic comp. The comic I swiped right for is:

CC 627: The Dangers & Consequences Of Unprotected Sexting by ZMannZilla 11-12-15

One night, while sexting... i arch my back n beg u 4 mor. u r makin me cum so hard rite now! So hot! I thrust my manhood deeper into you and explode with a huge orgasm! my vagna squueses down on ur throbbin cok. my eggs git fertalized n my body strats 2 make a feetus n plasenta. I... wait hold up... five years l8r we r researchin kindrgardens n cleanin fruit loops throwup off teh furneture. You are one sick bitch, grandma.

Made me laugh out loud.

It's your's ZMann. Take it away.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

It's literally been years since I've won one of these. I'll come up with the next contest shortly, but first, I need a moment...

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."