Hypochondriacs by timkerr68 4-28-14

I have a headache Hmmm...it says my insurance is dropping me for a pre-exsisting condition Meso-Americans used to drill holes in the skull to relieve headaches Serves me right for telling my doctor about my previous life as a victim of the Black Death Maybe I need a bigger nail Now I have a headache

Todd and Lenny by timkerr68 4-05-16

Hey Man, you need to pitch in for rent. Oh. Uumm, how much is rent? Hold on, I'll check. Hey Dad, how much you want? I just came over to get high.

Why God Doesn't Drink by timkerr68 4-06-16

What do you mean I'm a mistake? Well, I drank too much last night and realize now that humans shouldn't have big fluffy ears. Thank me that I have Adam left and can use him as my human. Where is Adam anyway?

Not bad at all. Especially the last one. Keep it up!

I found that I had already rated the first one "good", though I don't remember it.  Now I've rated the third one "good" as well.  Second one is just okay.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

I just now saw your comics.  Not bad, I say!  However, I must warn you that many here would admonish you to "Consider the source".  

Some more to check out.

Why God Doesn't Drink by timkerr68 4-16-16

God, Mrs Turtlebaum is on prayer line 3 again. Again? That woman never gives up. What does she want? Something about putting God back into the classroom again. Are you going to answer her prayers? Hell no, I hated school.

Why God Doesn't Drink. by timkerr68 4-09-16

Well Dad, I'm back, I did it. Did what? Were you out or something? What do you mean? You sent me to Earth to be tortured and die. I did? Wow I must have blacked out cause I don't remember that at all. Mom told me about you. Who Mary? That slut? Talk about a bad case of beer goggles.

A day in a life of Mike 09 

by andrew_decastro
5-05-16

 

 

 

 
The preparations are complete, Mr. Shamson
 

 

 

 
Excellent, Mr. Melvin. Just Excellent!
 

 

 

 

 
As always, your plans are diabolical.
 

 

 

 
Mr. Mike wouldn't know what hit him.
 

 

Meanwhile...

 

 

 
You have reached 'tent pitcher' Mike. I can't come to the phone right now please leave a message. Beep! Muahaha I'm a genius!
 

 

 

 
That almost sounds like...
 

 

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You know son, there are times when you just have to put on your man pants and leave the cave. Lucky for me it's my day off. My pants stay off.

This is strange... How do I post my comics here?

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You know son, there are times when you just have to put on your man pants and leave the cave. Lucky for me it's my day off. My pants stay off.

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You know son, there are times when you just have to put on your man pants and leave the cave. Lucky for me it's my day off. My pants stay off.

Just cut and paste the URL.

A day in a life of Mike 09 by andrew_decastro 5-05-16

The preparations are complete, Mr. Shamson Excellent, Mr. Melvin. Just Excellent! As always, your plans are diabolical. Mr. Mike wouldn't know what hit him. Meanwhile... You have reached 'tent pitcher' Mike. I can't come to the phone right now please leave a message. Beep! Muahaha I'm a genius! That almost sounds like...