So with ragu4u's recent breakup with sc, I thought we'd do a breakup themed cc. 

Comics can be about breakups, divorce, or exs. Your choice. If you got some old ones you want to dust off and enter, feel free to do so. New comics are also welcome. 

We'll breakup with this contest in about a week.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

RCL no. 5442 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-11-16

OMG!! YOU JUST STABBED ME IN THE RECTUM WITH THAT KNIFE!!! WHY DID YOU DO THAT??? Because, even though I'm the one breaking up with you, I don't want anyone else butt-fucking you!

For me, this used to be an average of 2 years.

CC649 Like Clockwork... by Porternotes 8-11-16

Dating I'm not the most dependable guy. You're cute. Breakup I'm not the most dependable guy. You fucking asshooooooooole.

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RCL no. 5443 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-11-16

Look, I've really enjoyed the anal probing. Maybe, a little too much... ...but I just think our relationship has run its course. That's all. SPLEEGLE SPLORT PLABBLE-PLABBLE MEEK MOCK MO!! I don't see what Crabby being a douche has to do with anything. ROAD HOUSE!!

Porkman & Finchy Can't Even Stand Each Other Any More by ZMannZilla 8-11-16

Holy Cursewords, Porkman. You are just THE most annoying life partner. I mean seriously. And Finchy is the most breaking of Porkman's heart-muscle. Say please that it is ain't so. I have no idea what that meant. I never do. You talk like an idiot and make no sense. That's why I'm breaking up with you. PREPOSTEROUS! These are traits which the Finchy once said was cute and endearing of the Porkman! Yep, I was probably high on diet crack when I said that. You're annoying and we're through. Is it cool if we still fuck from time to time though? WE WILL FINALLY FUCK AGAIN?! OMG YES LET'S BREAK UP AND HAVE ALL THE ORAL SEX!!!

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

RCL no. 5444 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-12-16

...thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you AND thank you! How many is that? Twelve hundred and fifty-three... That must have been one helluva breakup blowjob, sir. Do you think this will work? Well, four_legged_tripod did fall for a similar bullshit premise last time. Sir.

RCL no. 5445 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-13-16

We no look in on Planet Cockity Cock-Cock WTF already in progress... Listen... No, YOU listen... I'm not a hen. I'm a cock. A cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cockity cock-cock! I'm still breaking up with you. FU-U-U-U-U-UCK!!

(Yeah, I know this sucks...  But, somebody has to pick up the Rag slack)

Breakup timing. by Pandeist 8-13-16

Hey. Hey!! I'm glad we have this chance to talk!! Yeah, about that.... So, you know that old adage that no matter how hot a chick is, there's a guy somewhere who's had it with her shit? Wait, are you breaking up with me? Yeah, but we can have some awesome breakup sex first. Hey, what are you-- Recall breakup email.... change Facebook status to single and searching.

CC:649 Butt Baby... by Makin_d_bacon 8-15-16

But baby.... Don't "but baby" ME! We're through...got it? No way, dumplin! Ya know they say that the best part of breaking up is the makin up! Not when you're doing the "makin" with a lard assed slab of bacon! *sigh* :( Alright, ALRIGHT...but if you swap the K-Y Jelly for "Sweet Baby Ray's" again I'm outta here!

Brexit in a nutshell by TheGovernor 8-16-16

That's it Europe we're through, I'm leaving you It's for the best really It's not you, it's me Actually I just realised you own all the cool CDs and have a better friend circle Oh shit, maybe this wasn't such a good idea PLEASE TAKE ME BACK!

So the last time I awarded a winner, they quit the whole damn site.  I guess we'll see what happens this time around. I'll continue a runner up in case there is a sudden departure.

So in second place is this gem:

Brexit in a nutshell by TheGovernor 8-16-16

That's it Europe we're through, I'm leaving you It's for the best really It's not you, it's me Actually I just realised you own all the cool CDs and have a better friend circle Oh shit, maybe this wasn't such a good idea PLEASE TAKE ME BACK!

Good job guv. It would have won but I have a juvinile sense of humor so the one that made me laugh most was:

RCL no. 5442 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-11-16

OMG!! YOU JUST STABBED ME IN THE RECTUM WITH THAT KNIFE!!! WHY DID YOU DO THAT??? Because, even though I'm the one breaking up with you, I don't want anyone else butt-fucking you!

Let the randomness abound! Take it away!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Thanks! (I think).

New CC will be up in minutes (I already have a theme in mind).

YAYYYYYY!!!!!