Recently, "No Man's Sky" was in the news for being a highly anticipated video game that kind of sucked a lot. It has its fans but even they have to admit that most of the features offered in the pre-release press were missing or fell short of expectations.

But this is the internet. We can dream up far worse video games.

For this contest, I want to see examples of the World's Worst Video Game. No other stipulations, although if you're going to submit old strips, please limit it to like 1 or 2, tops.

READY PLAYER ONE? PRESS START!

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

WW 113: Some of this should be in black and white by brycekain 11-04-16

WHITE POWER!! WHITE POWER!! BUTT RAPE!! BUTT RAPE!! This game is pretty fucked up. I know, right? American History X just isn't the same in 64 bit.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

WW 113: Smart and Final by brycekain 11-04-16

Do you like games that let you build a financial empire? Then try Industry Tycoon: H.G. Wells Edition. Travel through time and acquire wealth and fortune during famous moments in history! Sell rocks to local cavemen! Own the weapon shop that forges King Henry's axes! Hell, you can even fund a private industry interment camp for the Japanese! Speaking of which, reach level 1,939 and play a bonus round where you get to run the gas company in Germany.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

WW 113: Final Fantasy by brycekain 11-05-16

Water Sports Editionâ„¢

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Entry: WW 113 by Makin_d_bacon 11-05-16

Wow! This is soooo cool. The dudes who created this shit must be geniuses! "GAME OVER" But it's so darned complex and futuristic. There's NO WAY they'll EVER out-do themselves. ...but that was THEN & this is NOW! Replay "Pong"? Y/N Maybe later! My thumbs are wasted!

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WW 113: VR Hide N Seek by umfumdisi 11-05-16

Ready or not! Here I come! How do I know those fuckers didn't just take off their headsets?

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Great entries so far! I'll give this one another few days before hitting GAME OVER. Let's see some more entries!

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

You Win by evil_d 11-14-16

Welcome to You Win version 1.3.45961! Press [Start] to begin. [Start] You win! Well, at least I didn't buy You Lose.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

WW 113: HIV 3: San Andreas by brycekain 11-15-16

This game sucks. Why does it suck? I mean the VR aspect is cool and all, but I'm a homeless dude getting run over by ambulances! That's normal. Now head over to the VD clinic. The hell you say.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

I loved all the entries for this contest, and it was tough picking a winner. In the end though, I found myself drawn to the simplicity and elegance of this one:

You Win by evil_d 11-14-16

Welcome to You Win version 1.3.45961! Press [Start] to begin. [Start] You win! Well, at least I didn't buy You Lose.

So evil_d is the winner of World's Worst #113!  Take it away!

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

[strike]Ah crap, I didn't mean to actually win one of these things.[/strike]  Thank you for the honor!  I handed out three "good" votes in this contest, so I'm surprised to have bested all of those fine comics.

Be patient with me while I come up with WW114.  It might take me a while to think of something that could be bad.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!