Because we're going to need it.  The man may be impossible to parody, but we have to try.

I've been using this guy, but he doesn't really cut it.

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Sure thing :)

I've sent them to Brad, it's in his hands now.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

This is up now. Sad!

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www.bradsucks.net

Thank you both; you're better than we deserve.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

I've started by updating my old Trump strips:

CC619: Pick the fake Donald Trump quote by evil_d 8-11-15

Five of these are genuine Donald Trump quotes, but one is a fabrication. Guess which one! I fired them. Of course I had to fire them. They were getting pregnant on my dime! Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. Black guys counting my money! I hate it. The only kind of people I want counting my money are little short guys that wear yarmulkes every day. I love beautiful women, and beautiful women love me. It has to be both ways. The point is that you can't be too greedy. Somebody's doing the raping, Don, I mean, you know– I mean, somebody's doing it. You think it's women being raped, well who's doing the raping? Who's doing the raping?

CC623: MedFill by evil_d 9-25-15

People say we wealthy Republicans don't care about health care for the poor. But that's not true! When poor people call out sick, my casinos don't get cleaned and my garden doesn't get landscaped! Nobody wants that! That's why, as President, I'll ask doctors to implement my "MedFill" program. When one patient can't work, they'll call their other patients and find someone to cover their shift! But Mr. Trump, that doesn't help individual poor people at all! That just treats them as chattel who are interchangeable with other poor people! I'm not following you.

CC648: This is plausible by evil_d 8-03-16

Illegal aliens? How'd you get in here? I built a wall and everything! I'm not the kind of alien that's from Mexico, I'm the kind of alien that's from outer space. Well then I'll build a wall around the whole planet if that's what it takes! Soon:

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You're welcome d :)

Though I'd have finished that last one with the alien saying: "And we want to pay for it."

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Another Bump in the Road by choadwarrior 11-19-16

I'm not sure where you stand on the rights of disabled people. The cripples love me. What did you just say? I don't know, maybe you're deaf too, but I said the cripples love me. Don't make me roll over your toes. I'm going to build a curb.