CC 657: Where do we even? by atomiclunch 12-04-16

- Bowie, Prince, trump, the Ragu4u incident - I get it. 2016 has been a real shit sandwich of a year. Wait. I just remembered. ffffuuuuuuu... I can time travel and fix this! Where do I go? What started this? Dammit, 'Lunch! I'm a computer, not a... um... well, how the hell should I know? I'm going to need help with this.

I don't know about you guys but I think 2016 has pretty much blown chunks and I'm just going to settle for 2017 not being AS bad.

With that said, I want to see what YOU guys think caused this miasma of suckage that is 2016. Good, bad, ugly, just make it funny. Hell, show me how 2017 is going to be if you dare! Let's just get this year out of the way. I'll judge in a week or so, if I get enough entries.

We need to get Injokester to make a beaten-up Chen character wearing a 2016 banner. THAT would be a sendoff!

TL:DR - Make me laugh about what created the 2016 monster or how 2017 is going to be better.

RCL no. 5531 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-04-16

I really hope 2017 will be a lot better for me than 2016. You'll be turning a year older, Timmy, becoming a young adult... Almost a full grown man. Therefore, all the bad things that happened to you this year, won't be happening to you next yeat Are you saying you'll no longer find me sexy? Bingo!

RCL no. 5532 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-04-16

You're my guardian angel? More specifically, I'm your tits guardian angel. How will that make 2017 better than 2016? Fuck if I know! So... My glorious 44-DD's are here just to bring more viewers to A.L.'s comic contest? Bingo!

RCL no. 5533 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-04-16

Captain Obvious waxes moronically... Let's see... The worst thing to happen in 2016 was ragu4u quitting the website! Which may also be the best thing to happen for 2017. Until you factor back in Makin_d_bacon, which then makes it pretty much a wash.

CC 657: Hold the mayo, too much mustard. by themushroom 12-04-16

2016: A shit sandwich, extra shit. I can hardly wait until next year, this one was horrible! Hillary to the rescue! I'll save you if you vote for me. 2017: You ain't seen nuttin' yet. We are sooo fucked. In 30 years I'm putting my folks in a home for doing this to the world. In my first day in office, I'm repealing Roe v Wade, marriage equality, and Obamacare. Can I get a Seig Trump, y'all?

If it's not funny, it's because the truth is fucking not funny.

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Back to What Future? by four_legged_tripod 12-06-16

Doc! I borrowed the Delorean and traveled to 2015! I forgot that I had been there before and I saw myself! Great Scott, Marty! Where did you see yourself? At some political rally. This could have all sorts of unintended consequences and change the course of history! Mr. Trump? Are you sure you want to tweet that? I honestly didn't think Michael J. Fox would be so shaken by my hoverboard gift.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

CC 657 "And the Winner is..." by Makin_d_bacon 12-05-16

Late 2015, the Devil visits with God... OK...you know the yearly drill! Yeah, yeah, yeah... "Heads"...I control 2016 or "Tails", you do! OK...here goes the toss.........call it! Well.....who won? Let's put it this way..."I'm gonna see that 2016 will be one Y-uge cluster fuck!" Bwahahahaha....

RCL no. 5535 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-07-16

You know, those executive orders that Obama made in 2016 will all be undone by Trump in 2017... Will that be a good thing or bad thing for me? Are you gay? Yes. Better cancel Slavonian Reformation day! ???

I laughed, I cried (probably inappropriately in both cases), I shook my head ruefully. When all is said and done, though, I'm giving this one to 4LT for bringing in time travel and a parkinson's joke!

Honorable mention to RCLG for employing Phreaky's wonderful bewbs, they make everything all better!

Take it, 4LT! Take it ALL!

Baktun the future by TheGovernor 12-13-16

Ext. Central America, 3000 years B.C So, I've just finished the Calendar, man those calculations were a ball-ache Cool, so we're good for another five thousand years or so..... Wait did you remember to carry the one in the Katun column? Ahh crap, and it's gone to the stone printers now Screw it, what's four years at the end going to matter anyway? Ext. 2016 Bloody Mayans

I got lucky as the Gov entered after you decided. Otherwise, I think this contest would have been his.  Anyway, I'll get something posted later today.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke