Well, folks, it's that time of quadrennial and everybody is sick of politics (except me, who for some reason is obsessed with it and it sucks ass, but fuck it, and other anal puns.) So what does everyone do when the world seems fucked? Binge on mindless bullshit! And what better way to do so than in the heart of soulless entertainment: Hollywood, aka: The Land of the Plastic People, aka: that place that's like one hour away from me and has really weird booze laws for strip clubs.

And since Hollyweird is constantly trying to recycle old crap with a new spin, for this contest I want you to show me the World's Worst movie or tv show reboot. Has this contest idea been done already? Well here's a twist: Bonus points if you do not ever mention M Night Shyamalan's name for the rest of your natural existance. 

Reboot old movies into new movies. Old tv shows into video games. Old songs into Furby porn gifs that only come on VHS. You get the idea. 

Judging will commense within about 14 to 28 days, give or take a new year. Make me proud.

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Here ya go, Kain!  Hope it's not the only entry!

WW 115 "Film Flam Men" by Makin_d_bacon 12-10-16

At home with The Cohen Brothers... Ethan, what say we remake the world's worst movie? Do you mean "Leonard Part 6", Joel? I was thinking more like "Heaven's Gate". Both were Box-Office disasters. It'll be really hard to make anything THAT bad! It CAN be done if we cast it properly! Ain't THAT the truth? I'll get Jessica Alba & Keanu Reeves to star. Trust me! It'll be an instant DUD!

This is only funny if you know what Cop Rock was. Wait, it's not even funny if you know that. Oh well...

WW 115 - Cop Rock!: The Movie by umfumdisi 12-12-16

Allo! You must be my new partner. Yes, I'm Murican Dave, the American police cop. Just look at all the paperwork it took to get you across the pond, Dave. Amazing. ~\ Paperwork, there's nothing better! Paperwork, down to the letter. Filling forms in triplicate, makes me want to masturbate! /~ I'm going to have to write you up for that one -- write you a thumbs up in my blog, that is!

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Sadly, as a kid my elementary school attended a Cop Rock show at an audatorium. What I got from it was "We don't care about your ear drums as long as you hear us say Don't Do Drugs before bleeding out your auditory canals."

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WW115: All This Has Happened Before and Will Happen Again by fpd 1-03-17

All this has happened before and will happen again on Saturday morning. Thanks for the tour of the Cylon factory, Baltar. Anything for you, Six. Now you know what a bigshot my dad is. Die Humans! Caprica now belongs to the Cylon babies! Oh no! The Cylon babies killed all the adults! Us kids aboard the Babystar Galactica are now the last vestige of humanity! I'm so scared, Boomer! I want my mommy!

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

Going to give this a little more time and then, poof! I'll fart on someone.

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I was hoping for more entries, but alas it shant be happening it seems. Well I did promise a fart and I shall deliver: umfumdisi cracked me up the most with the Cop Rock bit. So I butt queef to you the next contest. May the farts be with you.

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