Ideally, I'd like to see 23 and Me merge with Theranos. 

The Scales of Just Us by Moturd 1-08-17

What the hell? 23 and Me says my DNA is 1.8% African origin. SOMEONE GRAB A ROPE! LET'S STRING THIS NEGRO UP! ...and 2.4% Neanderthal ! You wanna grab a beer later? And did I mention my sister is single?

Just watched 97% Owned. Got a better understanding of The Fed and the IMF. Guess I'm qualified for satire now.

Too Big to Fail by Moturd 1-08-17

Jesse I still need another $737,000 Wanna cook, Mr. White? That's too small time. I say we open a bank and make questionable loans, creating currency from thin air just by typing numbers in a computer.

Just more randoms

Those Cats Were Fast as Lightning by Moturd 1-08-17

Quang, you have to learn to stick up for yourself I don't have an initimidating name like you do... ERASER! Maybe I should be talking to your dad. If he had worn a rubber on the tip of his shaft like I do... When I was little the other kids thought I looked like Bruce Lee. Now they think I'm about to break into a gangnum style dance off. ...this whole embarrassment could have been avoided If only Bruce were still around. That one celebrity death changed my whole life.

Total Consciousness by Moturd 1-08-17

Oh my God! If I had only... Wait, what was I just thinking about?

And My Wife Needs 11.5 EEE Hats by Moturd 1-08-17

I would like to delete my old comics. Just the shitty ones, of course. Hells nah. Donate first. It's not like I'm asking for $15 a month But I have larva to support!

Really liked these, 

 

Management by Moturd 7-16-16

Teaching your dog to fetch? No. To sit. Oh. Then what's the stick for? To beat him with afterward You work in management, don't you?

 

My Trivia Team by Moturd 1-04-17

How do you know about so much stuff? They do say I'm a rennaissance man Who says that, the voices in your head? They count!

 

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