A politician or commentator or celebtard (I forgot who) recently said that there is no longer "white privilege" in this country.  But. there is now "white SUPREMACY"!  Which got me thinking, did we bypass White Identity altogether?  And, what's next, White Ultimatum???

Seeing how, based on the cartoon avatars for most of the old-time strippers are white, I'm assuming that most of the strippers on the site now are also white, I want you to come up with comics depicting so-called white supremacy.

RULES:

1. must be funny


2. you don't need to be white to participate, but if you are a non-white, you must put yourself in our shoes and try to understand our plight before creating your comic


3. no minority jokes (unless they're funny)

BONUS POINTS:  Have Matt Damon be one of your characters and make him out to be the doosh bag he really is

Embrace your whiteness and have fun.  I will judge this comic comic when it looks like it has run its course.  Which is usually pretty quick.

Good luck!

Obligatory

[Click to view comic: 'White Supreme-acy.']

An oldie

[Click to view comic: 'That healthy "glow".']

[Click to view comic: 'CC:675 "It's Not Easy Being Green"']

I don't think I understand the theme but what are you going to do, come to my house and punch me?  Save it for the protests, man.

[Click to view comic: 'CC675: Supreme people only want the best']

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

[Click to view comic: 'CC675: Supreme people won't settle for less']

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 5872']

(Don't worry.  Not eligible)

[Click to view comic: 'You're all a bunch of white nationalists!']

[Click to view comic: 'CC675: Supreme people put against the fence get a bit irate']

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

[Click to view comic: 'Order Up']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

I'm going to give it until Monday, then I'll burn the cross on this CC.

I'm entering this comic that is the creation of someone else only because I find it so meaningful due to recent events.

[Click to view comic: 'Green']

[Click to view comic: 'White Guys']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Okay, time for judging...  Not your characters, but your comics, you racist bastards!

Ha, ha.  Just kidding.  You're all not racist.  Mostly.

Anyhoo, thank you for all the funny comics, but I am going with the FNG, Moturd, simply for the phrace, "patriotic Caucasian". 

Which made me laugh. 

A lot. 

Congratulations, newbie!  Take it away!!

I have an objection to the winning comic, which I have voiced over in Fights Go Here since, well, that's what it's there for.

This is not an attempt to undermine the legitimacy of Moturd's victory.  I await his stewardship of CC676.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!