Around here the weather is starting to take a turn for coldest time of year. Seems like people complain every year about it either being cold or not wanting to deal with the snow as if they weren't expecting it. I'll keep this one simple and have the only rule be to make a comic about someone either compaining or just making some sort of stupid observation about the weather.

New comics are preferred unless you have a classic one you'd like to dust off. I'll judge this contest in a week or so.

CC: 680 "The Heat is On" by Makin_d_bacon 11-30-17

Ya know d_bacon, it just doesn't seem like Christmas Time here ! Why do you say that, Rags baby! Well, for one thing, it's about 99 degrees and even if it DID snow it would melt right away! It's not THAT unusual. Stop with this "Global Warming" bitch-fest of yours. So you don't think almost 100 degrees here isn't a bit ODD? Odd? How do you expect US to make that call? We've never been to the South Pole before!

I'll try to come up with something new, but for now, here's one from the archives.

Winter reflections by evil_d 12-08-09

I hate being cold. But it's not just the discomfort. It's the knowledge that cold is the natural state of the universe. Only a miniscule fraction of space has any heat at all, let alone enough to support life. One day, the last star in existence will burn out, and that will be it: nothing will ever be warm again. The universe will be dead. And every day of winter is like a little preview of— Quit whining and finish shoveling the damn sidewalk!

I wrote this eight years ago and I still think about this stuff every winter.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Groovy! - Hit me with your best tit by edoggydog 11-30-17

Sure... I'll tell you why Phreaky kicked my ass. Again. Groovy! It's really cold out... I wish I would have brought my sweater! On the plus side, your King Kong-sized erect nipples are making me sweat! You WANT me to kick your ass, don't you? I'd rather it be you than my bitch-ass of a wife.

If You Can't Take the Heat by four_legged_tripod 12-01-17

This is stupid! We had no snow at all last year and now it looks like we won't have any snow this year! That's climate change and global warming for you. This isn't about global warming. God did this! With all the pollution humans create? How can you even think God had something to do with this? Do you feel that? It's drafty. Turn the heat up some more! Yes, mother.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Hot enough for ya? by evil_d 12-01-17

Hot enough for ya? Hot enough for ya? Hot enough for ya?

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

RCL no. 5950 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-01-17

I can't believe I agreed to do this bullshit contest! You might as well kiss your hundred bucks goodbye! I'm going to end up with a major case of frost bite on my right hand and forearm, while he feels nothing! I told you to tighten up the rules. HEY, BILL!! NEXT TIME...NO AIR DICKS!!!

RCL no. 5951 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-02-17

Circa 2083: You may not know it, Goat, but this vast desert wasteland used to be the Artic Circle. This whole area was covered in snow! When did this happen? About forty-three years ago. Was that before or after humans legalized cat-fucking? Before.

RCL no. 5952 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-02-17

Why did you bring me here next to a hot lava flow, Phil? To watch your tits sweat, Phreaky! Oh. Carry on.

Hawaii Prepares for Surprise Nuclear Attack by Moturd 12-03-17

Waikiki Beach, Honolulu -- What the... Is that an air raid siren? One of the locals told me it's more of a heat-related weather siren. It's 94 degrees and humid. How much hotter can it get ? When Kim Jong Un goes off his meds, it can get up to a million degrees. It's gonna be a scorcher today.

Wet by TheGovernor 12-07-17

Looks like Rain dear.. Err. Excuse me... It's pronounced Caribou over here

Whether the weather, or wether not by TheGovernor 12-07-17

Precipitation? Yes, the weather is awful today Hey I've still got my balls Wether n. Castrated sheep or goat Excuse me? I'm all man buddy, don't give me any of your lip

Porkman & Finchy Are A Perfect Hurricane Of Watery Suckitude by ZMannZilla 12-04-17

Holy Cursewords Porkman! It sure is humid today! Pretty sure we're just underwater. Humidity is defined in the dictionary as being a high level of water vapor in the atmosphere. The main ingredient of water vapor is water, and we are within the Earth's atmosphere. So um, yeah, humid. OMG such a good point, the Finchy sure outsmarted the Porkman and also the Mother Nature! Yup! I sure did get smart ever since I spontaneously stopped suffocating on this humid air a few minutes ago! YOU MEAN BACK 20 MINUTES AGO WHEN WE DROWNED TO DEATH?!?!?!

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

RCL no. 5958 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-10-17

Well, Wander Boy... It would appear we're in the desert! No shit, Captian Obvious! It sure is hot out here... Dry, too. That's why it's called a "desert". Duh-uh! When was the last time I severely beat you about the head and shoulders, Wander Boy? When I accidently erased your collection of cross-dressing cat videos, Captain Obvious!

Looks like this storm has raged on long enough. As accurate as the entry 'Hot enough for ya?' definitely is, I've got to give the win back to four legged tripod for finally solving the mystery of global warming. Congrats, the next competition is yours.

If You Can't Take the Heat by four_legged_tripod 12-01-17

This is stupid! We had no snow at all last year and now it looks like we won't have any snow this year! That's climate change and global warming for you. This isn't about global warming. God did this! With all the pollution humans create? How can you even think God had something to do with this? Do you feel that? It's drafty. Turn the heat up some more! Yes, mother.

Wait... That means I've got to come up with another contest. You must like punishment!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Let me know when you guys are done with the four_legger whens every other CC cycle.

It'll be done when the rest of us start being funny.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!