Every now and then, I visit these forums. And then I think, I should just email Brad for my password. And then I don't. And now I've been drinking. And my team lost tonight. And my small spawn is suddenly 13. And I'm divorced. And most importantly, I'M BACK. Hi, guys. Hope you liked the quick recap if you're not already following me on facebook (in which case, you are missing out on a harrowing spider story).

Welcome back! I for one missed you!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

I'm not on Facebook at all.  What are the chances you'll post your spider story in comic form?

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Decent. But it's too wordy, so I'd have to make some changes. I'll see what I can do.

This is the best I could do to truly capture the drama (and expand the background as little as possible):

Spider Woman (Super Powers Sold Separately) by attitudechicka2 12-29-17

Not feeling like putting my contacts in. I mean, what do I really NEED to see in the shower? What is that crawling up the wall? Is that a spider? It's as big as a toddler! Ok, I need my glasses so I can at least see this thing. Oh. That would be a ball of my hair. And now the floor is wet.

Don't tell her I told you this story, but my wife once freaked out because she thought she saw a spider while we were walking through a parking lot.  It was the hole in the center of a discarded CD jewel case.

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I can definitely say that my wife has experienced the same thing. :)

Hey Chicka, welcome back!

I'll spare you my tale of woe, my life turned to absolute shit not long after we last chatted. My favourite part though: a GP giving me a hard time for drinking every night, followed by the look on his face when my hands turned out to be more steady than his, after he refused to believe the tests that came back to say I'm fine. Hey maybe I'll become a surgeon, I said, make the big bucks.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Injokester! I sort of followed your story in the RMDC forum, and I'm sorry that things took a turn for you. It seemed that things were slowly turning around. Is that not the case?

Also, is DillanGibbs a glitch in the matrix or something? I clicked on his member rating (because I couldn't understand how a person with no comics has a member rating) and was taken to evil_d's user info instead.

Spooky.  But it's not happening for me.

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attitudechicka2 wrote:

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Injokester! I sort of followed your story in the RMDC forum, and I'm sorry that things took a turn for you. It seemed that things were slowly turning around. Is that not the case?

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Hey gang, I'm sorta back too now. Deleted my Facebook a couple weeks back and work finally found out about the blog I'd been writing for the past 7 years detailing my life as a strip club bouncer, so that's pretty much ruined now.

Still a high functioning alcoholic though, so I got that goin for me.

Was diabetic, lost a bunch of weight, now not diabetic anymore. Quit smoking, started back up again, got a cat, had guns pointed at me and am steadily chipping away at my credit card debt.


Other than that I'm completely the same narrow minded idiot I was WAY back in aught 7, aught 8.

Hi.

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Kill Whitey.

Hey AA. Credit card debt, eh? More power to ya. Congrats on beating diabetes? I don't know that it ever truly goes away, just more or less your blood sugar range isn't dangerous enough to warrant medication/regular testing/monitoring. 

Thanks AC, I guess as long as I don't have to shoot myself full of pancreas squeezins every day, it's a win.

My goal is to be debt free by the end of the year and then move to the middle of nowhere and not have to talk to another human face to face until I'm killed by local wildlife.

It's a work in progress.

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Kill Whitey.

AngryAmerican

Living the dream.  Godspeed you.

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evil_d wrote:

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AngryAmerican

Living the dream.  Godspeed you.

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Welcome back, Chicka! I'm still popping in a few times every couple years to misuse your image here. Also divorced a year and a half ago, no spawn. Life is an interesting place.

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

Wow some old faces.  Hello

Poking me head in seein what's goin on....

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Kill Whitey.

AA man, where you at?  Come by Louisiana some time

That's a long drive, buddy.

How bout we meet up in Kentucky?

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Kill Whitey.

Kentucky?? 

I normally wouldn't drive that far for anything less than a chance to marry my sist....

Well shitdangs you have convinced me

You sir are unfortunately etched in my memory as a permanent association with a terrible experience.

I sent you 12 bottles of the best ale I'd ever brewed.  Sent you 1/4 my batch.  And like every bottle popped or broke en route to you.

I SAID GOOD DAY SIR

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