I recently read an article about a group of coworkers in Canada winning a big jackpot together. For this competetion, the only rule is to create an entry about someone hitting it big in the lottery and suddenly having more money than they know what to do with. Sure it could be about setting it all aside for retirement but the best odds are with jokes about what happens when someone blows every penny they win within the first week.

Old comics can be submitted if you've got a previous one you'd like to gamble with. Judging will take place in a week or so.

RCL no. 6140 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-03-18

Wait for it... Wait for it... ***OOMPH*** JACKPOT!!

(I may need to re-read the contest rules...)

RCL no. 6141 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-03-18

Meanwhile, back at the Apocalypse... And, to think I've played the lottery twice a week for the last 33 years... ...only to finally win the Powerball YESTERDAY! FU-U-U-U-U-UCK ME-E-E-E-E-E-E!!!! That's clucked up!

CC: 687 "The Getaway" by Makin_d_bacon 3-04-18

George, have you checked our Powerball numbers yet? I will now! They're in the bedroom. 6,yeah-12, yeah-33, yeah-40, yeah-50, yeah & the powerball is 3! YEAH! HOLY FUCKING MOLEY! YeeHaw! Hippe-ky-oh-ky-yay mother fuckers! Was that your dad roaring out of the driveway, yelling? Yup! He was yelling..."Hasta la vista you sorry ass, life sucking morosely average bunch of mindless anchors to my joy!"

Groovy! - The Lottery Ruined My Life! by edoggydog 3-04-18

Guess what, baby..? I hit the lottery today! Groovy! So, start packing! Where we going? We ain't going anywhere... I want you to move the fuck out!

RCL no. 6142 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-04-18

Oh, my God...My blind date is HOT! I'm not looking for anything serious right now... I just want sex, and lots of it! Holy SHIT... I've hit the blind date lottery! I think it's only fair to tell you that I'm mid-transgender , so I still have a penis. Or, not. I am also HIV super-positive.

CC687: Scratch-off by evil_d 3-05-18

Cherry... cherry... cherry!! YAHOO! I won! You can take this job and shove it, boss! This isn't a scratch-off lottery ticket. It's a sheet of scratch-and-sniff stickers.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

CC 687 Jackpot by Porternotes 3-09-18

Mr. Satan, sir. I've got a complaint. What seems to be the problem, Sandie? When I promised you my soul to win the lottery, I expected to win 50 million dollars. You did. Along with 50 million other people. That means only a dollar apiece. Don't spend it all in one place.

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CC687: There are too many lotteries by evil_d 3-09-18

Hi, I won the genetic lottery this week, here's my ticket. Ah, yes, just a moment.... Thanks! Wanna go out sometime? I don't know; have you also won the personality lottery?

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

CC687: Living the dream by evil_d 3-09-18

After I won the lottery, all of my family members wanted me to give them handouts, like to fix their broken-down cars. I had plenty of money so I said sure. Then I ran out of family members but I still had money. So I started finding strangers and paying to fix their cars. Then I realized, I'm so rich I don't have to work anymore. Why should I pay someone else to fix people's cars? So wait, you won the lottery and then started working as a mechanic?

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Last call for entries, judging will take place within the next day or two.

CC 687 by brycekain 3-13-18

So I heard you won the lowery. Lottery. And yup. I'm a rich man, now. I suppose you'll be wanting Orel again, huh? You know it. HONEY! You've been masturbating to Adult Swim for 5 DAYS now!! I think my penis is stuck to my kidneys!

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

CC687: Winning by evil_d 3-13-18

A judge has ruled that a woman who won $560 million in the New Hampshire lottery will not have to reveal her identity in order to collect her winnings. The judge dismissed state officials' argument that publicizing winners' names is necessary to prove that the lottery is fair and has not been corrupted. Good work, Ivanka. How many Facebook ads will that buy us? Depends. Do we want to spring for ones that aren't obviously bullshit?

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

CC 687 by brycekain 3-13-18

Jerry, I'm not going to tell you again. Unless you have some sort of incurable disease, you WILL be here Monday morning! Are you serious? I'm sorry, sir. I don't know how to tell you this, but you have the Human Immunodeficiency Virus. JACKPOT!

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

CC687: Spare coin by evil_d 3-14-18

Got any spare change? No, but here's a lottery ticket. Hope you get lucky. *POOF* Wow, I won! Thanks mister! Holy cow! The next week: Wait, what happened? Invested it all in Bitcoin.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

The time has come to draw the big winner. There were plenty of good options in this one but the victory is awarded to edoggydog with the entry "The Lottery Ruined My Life!." Congrats, the next competition is yours.

Thanks. Neo11!  Some dooshbag who's name rhymes with Crem8tiveTurdTeen left a comment that this comic sucked!

Hey, TurdTeen:  SUCK THIS!!!

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New contest up soon