Cause and effect. Just desserts. Payback. The ol' boinky boinky from the bitch we call life. No, I'm not refering to your mother-in-law and shame on you for thinking such a thing.

This contest is all about karma. Pick any subject you want, but someone in the narrative has to mention karma or have something karmatic happen to them or someone else.

Bonus points for well thought out fart jokes. Extra points if they don't include Maura from Diesel Sweeties.

New comics only. Will judge in a week or two. May the farts be with you.

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RCL no. 6168 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-26-18

Hey, Maura... I just ate some sauerkraut! AAAAAAAAAAA... Oh, my God... Your breath STINKS!! ...AAAAAAAAAA!! WHY ARE YOU BREATHING ON ME LIKE THAT??? This is payback for you farting in home room! THAT WAS TWENTY YEARS AGO!!!! IN JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL!!!!

CC: 689 "The One That Got Away" by Makin_d_bacon 3-27-18

"I'm a karma, karma,karma, karma, karma Chameleon..." *queef-QUEEF* He ate yer darn eggs so shit on his head! Hurry, he's leaving! "I'm a karma, karma...." Well...there you sat, broken hearted... ...I TRIED to shit, but I only farted! So sue me!

A Flirt With The Nurse by Neo11 3-27-18

Hello, I am the nurse Janice Deep and I will be taking care of you during your stay Hey baby, I wouldn’t mind giving it to you deep if you know what I mean! That wouldn't even be possible right now Oh, come on. What makes you say that? Dude, I have your chart. I can see that you are here for a penis enlargement surgery Ahh, well this is awkward....I'll ask again after the operation

CC689: This is no doubt exactly how it works by evil_d 3-29-18

So you're saying that a person can't escape the cycle of reincarnation until they balance out both their good and their bad deeds? Yes. All the karma that one has accumulated, both good and ill, must be repaid. So when this plane crashes, instead of going to heaven... You will be reincarnated, due to all of the good karma you have earned from ministering to your parishioners. That's dumb as shit. Well, there might still be time to molest a kid or two if you hurry.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

RCL no. 6173 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-28-18

Huh... Nobody showed up at my Christmas party. I guess this is payback for my macro-farting Thanksgiving weekend! Can I get paid now? Sure... Do you Zelle®. What the hell is Zelle®? Ha, ha... POETRYHOUSE!!

RCL no. 6174 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-31-18

Aye, laddie... MacGregor here for another session! STOP!! STOP!! WHY DO KEEP TORMENTING ME???? This is payback for making us look like a couple of fookin' amateurs during the caber toss and catch event at the Scottish Games! BUT, I'M THE FOOKIN' AMATEUR WHO DIED!!!!

Loving 'em so far. Keep 'em farting, er, coming!

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Fool Me Once by four_legged_tripod 4-02-18

Dude, why you cryin'? It's April second. Oh, I get it. April Fool's is over and you're the king of pranks. Like the snakes in my bed, the clear gelatin in my toilet bowl, the list goes on. It's not that. So what is it? She's still pregnant!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Karma is a shitty tipper by AngryAmerican 4-03-18

All right, what's so important you can't talk about it over the phone? I just scammed some old bitch out of her life savings, bro! Drinks are on me tonight! Whoa dude. Karma's a bitch, man. Is that really how you want to go through life, ripping off old people? If it pays for my weed and Mustang, and they're stupid enough to fall for it, you're damn right it is. I don't know man. Karma's a bitch... What the fuck does a stripper have to do with this?

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Kill Whitey.

Friday Night Cat Molesting by AngryAmerican 4-03-18

Hey coach! You amember when you told me not to fuck cats? Yes son, I most certainly do. And the fact that you're bringing it up makes me nervous about your next words. I stuck my weiner in the cat last night. It got real mad and clawed me til I stopped. Is that all? No sir. It came back when I was sleepin and shit on my chest. Remember when I was trying to explain the concept of Karma to you? The talk we need to have about beastiality aside, that was a perfect example.

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Kill Whitey.

Ah the smell of farts and karma. I'll let this go until around Sunday and then I'll pick a winner. Thank you all for submitting stuff. Just like getting a handjob in a McDonald's bathroom: I'm lovin' it!

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RCL no. 6179 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-04-18

Good Lord... What happened, honey? I was in the restroom at McDonalds and some dickweed asked me if I'd give him a handjob! Oh, my... Did you chop him up with your axe? Nahhhh... I bladed a crackwhore on the way home. Bitch didn't have my money! So, you did give that dickweed a handjob..? Let's just say he was lovin' it!

El Gas de Primero mas Deadliamente by Moturd 4-05-18

Did you hear a man cleaning his fish tank almost killed his whole family from toxic fumes? Seriously, from a fish tank? He scrubbed a piece of coral which released palytoxin, the second deadliest poison, into the air. Wow. So what's the first deadliest? phhhhhffftttttttt

Great comics all around. Want to give some honorable mention shoutouts before declaring the winner: 4LT, Moturd, and RCLG all made comics that cracked me up the most, but the winner is..... Makin_D_Bacon for queefing his way to the top. Next contest is yours, MDB. May the farts be forever in your favor.

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I'm totally dumb-founded!  I beat lots of

great entries.  It's SO unlike me!  Thanks!