So tomorrow is "Talk Like a Pirate" day.  We've done pirate contests before, so I don't want to do a straight forward pirate based contest.

Instead, I want to see comics in which non-pirate characters talk like pirates in their every day lives.  Not every character in your comic needs to talk like a pirate, but at least one does.  That's it.  This contest sets sail presently, mateys!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Groovy! - If's, And's and Butts by edoggydog 9-18-18

Today is talk like a pirate day... Groovy! Say something piratey! Okay, how about this: You have a nice ass, Clango! What kind of pirate talks like that?? A butt pirate.

RCL no. 6357 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-18-18

What? Why are you dressed like a pirate? I'm not dressed like a pirate... I'm dressed like a scalawag! What's the difference? Have you not read the contest rules? It said no pirates. Nothing about scalawags. It's hard to Aaaarrrrr-gue with your logic.

CC: 702 by Makin_d_bacon 9-19-18

"Talk Like a Pirate Day" in the office..... C'mon...do it! Do it for ME! Must I? It's just one day a year. Man up! OK, boss! What do you prefer? "Shiver me timbers?" "Hoist the mainsail?" "Walk the plank?" A simple "Argh" woulda sufficed! Fine..."ARGH"! Ya happy now? I gotta go hit the "poop" deck, pronto like!

CC702: Different buttons by evil_d 9-19-18

Avast, matey! I be here to plunder a burger, a large fries, and all yer doubloons! Oh, hold on, I have a button to press in situations like this. Whoa, take it easy man. I'm just celebrating Talk Like a Pirate Day; no need to call the cops. I'm not pressing the panic button. This is the zap-customers-who-think-they're-funny button.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Pirate Talk Kind Of by Neo11 9-19-18

Hello Charles, it's so nice to finally meet you in person If I may ask, how old are you? AYE MATEY! Oh, are you talking like that for national Talk Like A Pirate Day? Sorry, been hitting the wine pretty hard today. Trying to say that I am eighty

Porkman & Finchy Something Something They Suck At Sea Travel by ZMannZilla 9-20-18

Shiver me timbers Cap'n Porkman! We've been keelhauled by yon ship and sent to Davy Jones' locker! Well Porkman can think of one Carnival Cruise that be getting one-star Yelp review! Tis a damnable thing, Cap'n! Yon skallywags commit such treason on the high seas! Does the Finchy really need to keep talking like an old-timey alcoholic sea hobo?! Aye! By Poseidon's left bollock, 'tis the pirate code! Starting to think "pirate code" is Finchy code for "butt-funneled too many complimentary rum drinks"

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

Well, talk like a pirate day has come and gone and it appears this contest is ready to be locked away in Davey Jones' locker.

So it's time to move on and name a winner.  And that winner be Neo11 for:

Pirate Talk Kind Of by Neo11 9-19-18

Hello Charles, it's so nice to finally meet you in person If I may ask, how old are you? AYE MATEY! Oh, are you talking like that for national Talk Like A Pirate Day? Sorry, been hitting the wine pretty hard today. Trying to say that I am eighty

It's yours now.  Take it or walk the plank!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Wow, have to admit I didn't see this one coming but I will proudly take a victory! A new competition will be up and running soon.