CC 704: Pollyanna Unchained! by atomiclunch 10-11-18

YAY! Free ambulance ride! Thanks for all the drinks, loser! RCLG! You want some 'o dis? YAY! My balls are a lovely shade of blue, tonight! *grunt* YAY! All you can eat brain buffet, just 2 bucks a head!

First, thanks Neo11 for the win!

Okay strippers and strippees, this contest has a simple theme: making the best of a bad situation. I wanna see optimism in the face of life's most harrowing trials!

Any crisis will do, from a lowly nuclear apocalypse to a nasty hangnail to the horror of being on the receiving end of a bad pickup line. Make 'em suck it up with a smile!

Will judge in a week or two.

RCL no. 6376 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-11-18

So you brought me to this cave to cut my cock and balls off with your sword? Aye, matey! And, there's no way I can talk you out of it, right? Aye, matey! Well, at least that will save me the $150,000 for my gender reassign-ment surgery. Aye, ma- wait. What?

RCL no. 6377 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-11-18

*In a freak computer accident, RCL no. 6376 was saved twice. Therefore, I took the opportunity to create an alternate ending, So you brought me to this cave to cut my cock and balls off with your sword? Aye, matey! And, there's no way I can talk you out of it, right? Aye, matey! While you're down there, can you also cut off most of my anal warts? Aye, ma- wait. What?

ragu4u & I truly had no idea what the rules for this

contest meant, ergo, we submit THIS for your approval or.......NOT! 

CC:704 "Kiddin' a Kidder" by Makin_d_bacon 10-12-18

You actually expect me to let you in here after all those poor choir boys you... Hold on just one minute! I thought your Son had my "6"? My "Get out of hell FREE" card, as it were. OK...OK...just chill, while I go check! See that you DO! He PROMISED me I was "good to go"! Alas, after checking.... But He PROMISED me, I tell ya! I'll just bet, Padre! That dude is one big finger crosser, that one is!

 

The Eternal Optimist  
by Neo11
10-17-18

 

 

 
Daniel, I hate to have to do this but your time has come
 

 

 

 
Oh....so does that mean I don't have to go to work tomorrow? Mondays, am I right?
 

 

 

 

 
Yes, well keep in mind you will also never see your dog Buster again
 

 

 

 
That's fine with me. The little jackass bit me yesterday
 

 

 

 

 
Also, I have to mention that you are actually heading to Hell for eternity
 

 

 

 
Seriously? Let’s do this thing! I definitely wasn't looking forward to the harsh, cold winter that everyone is predicting
 

 

 

 

 

I have no idea why it is posting like that but I am optimistic that it will still make sense

 

 

 

RCL no. 6395  
by RandomComicLayoutGuy
10-17-18

 

 

 
 
 

 

 

 
Yeah, it sucks you got canned by Aflac...
 

 

 

 

 
 
 

 

 

 
...but look at the upside.
 

 

 

 
What's that?
 

 

 

 
We know how to post a comic, unlike that doofus, Neo11!
 

 

 

 

 

I think Brad needs to fx something!

 

 

 

Maybe Brad is busy doing a little "POSTING" of his own, or getting "posted"...if ya get my drift!

 

 

 

Known issue with posting.  Brad is working on it.  Sorry for the inconvenience.  :(

As a workaround you could try typing this:

[u[i][/i]rl]/comics/RandomComicLayoutGuy/605332[/url]

Which will lead to output that looks like this:

/comics/RandomComicLayoutGuy/605332

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

 

/comics/RandomComicLayoutGuy/605332

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

RandomComicLayoutGuy wrote:

 

 

/comics/RandomComicLayoutGuy/605332

uhhhh. nope.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well, I suppose it's time to just put this one out of its misery so i'll be brief.

 

RCLG gets the prize this time around for the free gender reassignment surgery. Uh, in his comic not HIS surgery. He probably has to pay for that.

 

Take it away, RCLG!

 

 

 

RCL no. 6398  
by RandomComicLayoutGuy
10-20-18

Meanwhile, inside the stripcreator.com hard drive...

 

 
It's working!
 

 

 

 
I see that!
 

 

 

 

 
atomiclunch finally wins a comic contest and we make it so no one can post a comic!
 

 

 

 
Ready? On three. One... Two... THREE!
 

 

 

 

 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 

 

 

 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 

 

 

 

 

Great!  I win a CC and there's a glitch in the system for posting entries. 

 

I guess we're in a holding pattern until Brad fixes the glitch.  Hopefully, he is working on it and will fix it soon.

 

Thanks for the nod anyway, A.L.!