Here's what it is, people.  By now I'm sure you all are aware of the happenings on Sunday, June 30th, 2019 in Guadalajara, Mexico.  It was nothing less than a freakin' ACT OF GOD! 

This is your mission if you choose to accept it:

1)  Make a comic about some phenomenon of biblical proportions occuring now or in the near future.  (Funny or Serious)

2)  It does NOT have to be about destruction...just some phenomenal happening.

3)  There is only ONE caveat... Chen's ass MAY NOT get kicked.

4)  Only NEW comics allowed!

5)  Extra points will be given if said comic makes any entity of JoeBlough LLC laugh or cry out loud!

Judging won't take place until  an entry from at least 5 different entrants gets posted.  Good Luck!

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The Mfwic

RCL no. 6807 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-01-19

That's right, baby... Take a good gander at it! Take a good gander at the miracle of my thirteen-inch penis! I'm not really sure if this is the type of comic JewBlew is lookig for in his new comic contest. WHY IS IT RATTLING???

CC 719: The loophole by atomiclunch 7-02-19

What the hell, Chen?! You shouldn't be here! I know, right? I was just walking down the street and who do I run into but... Hey, you imaginary needledicked mofo, this is a contest entry and the rules say you can't kick my ass! Whatchoo gonna do about THAT, dickweed? Before you speak further, my son, why don't you give that rule another read. I'll wait. "Damned auxiliary verbs!" Lessee... One caveat... here, Chen's ass MAY NOT get kicked. Then again it may. Wedgehead.

"Auxiliary Verbs", eh?

After reading the previous entry I have noticed that,

once again, I've been bested!  Therefore, I've decided

that if ever I make another comic contest  "Grammar

Stickelers" will be excluded! In light of this revelation,

Chen's ass is now "open game" once more for this

contest!

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The Mfwic

Groovy! - "Yes, I'm Shittin' You!" by edoggydog 7-04-19

Oh, God... I think I ate way too much poi at the luau last night! *OOOOOOMMMMPH* Groovy! Twenty-three minutes later... ***OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOMMM MMMMMMMPH***   ?   This is Phil McCracken, reporting from the site of the "World's Largest Pile of Human Shit", here on the beaches of Maui...

Hurricane Barry by four_legged_tripod 7-12-19

With Hurricane Barry headin' this way, I'd better board up this here broken door. I wonder if I got some spare boards in the attic I ain't a usin'. That should do 'er!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Just one more new entrant needed &

I'll be judging this puppy!

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The Mfwic

I give up!  Due to the lack of participation & my patience, I am judging this contest early!  The Winner is...."atomiclunch" for his unique use of verbage!

Hope your contest garners more entries!

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The Mfwic

Congrats to everyone involved. 

Thanks!  (I think)

I'll try to come up with something good soon...