It's all over the news. A nasty flu from Wuhan transferred most likely by eating strange meat like bats or pangolins. 2% of those infected die. Nothing funny about that--to normal people, but you guys are different.

Make a strip about one or more of the following possibly related things:

• Coronavirus


• Corona


• Viruses


• China


• Strange bush meat


• Bats, pangolins, or other victim species of traditional Chinese medicine


• Shutdown factories


• Amazon.com

Easy Prey by JoeBlough 3-01-20

Somewhere in Patagonia...... Why we Pangolins gettin' blamed for "Coronavirus"? We easy targets. No move fast. People want kill us for our scales! Our scales? What THEY do? The Chinks at Amazon got stupid Humans to believe it better than Viagra! So how do Coronavirus kill humans? My guess is...it shrink women's vaginas & causes huge 8 hr. erections in men! Deadly combo, bro!

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I'm not sure if "non-donors" can enter,and I don't know  how to link strips,but would you consider  "It's My Game S62 E16"?

ralahinn1 wrote:

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I'm not sure if "non-donors" can enter,and I don't know  how to link strips,but would you consider  "It's My Game S62 E16"?

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Thanks

CC728: Just not from a virus by evil_d 3-03-20

Shouldn't you guys stop selling Corona here? Because of the virus that's in it? Corona the beer has nothing to do with the coronavirus known as COVID-19. The similarity in names is just a coincidence. Oh, cool. So I can keep drinking Corona and I won't get sick? I didn't say that.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Sticky Situations by four_legged_tripod 3-03-20

Where are you going? It's almost dinner time. To wash my hands. You've been harping on me to wash my hands before I touch my face. You listened to me? After all those talks about the flu and the coronavirus, you actually listened to me? Yep. I just wish you would have given me this advice before I started masturbating.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

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RCL no. 7089 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-03-20

What's all this panic about the Corona Virus?? NINE PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY HAVE ALREADY DIED FROM IT!! Yeah? Well, last year 40,000 Americans died from the common flu, jackass! WELL, I DID NOT KNOW THAT!! So... Are you going to take off the rabbit suit before the students come back from lunch? AND, LOSE MY AMATEUR STATUS???

RCL no. 7090 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-03-20

Warren returns home from his business trip in Wuhan, China... Hey, guys... Open the door! They just released my from quarantine because I tested negative for the corona virus! YAY!! However, I do have an advanced case of the flesh-eating bacteria... That's the last time I let one of those Asian ladyboys fuck me in the ass sans condom! GO AWAY, YOU FREAK!!! I'm a SUPER freak, yeah boyyyyyyy!!

RCL no. 7091 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-03-20

*cough* *cough* *GASP* HEY GUYS... I GUESS I REALLY DO HAVE THE CORONA VIRUS!!! In retrospect, I should have allowed this guy to wear a condom before he fucked me in the ass like he requested!

Groovy! - Put the Lyme in Corona-nut and drink it all up by edoggydog 2-20-20

Sure... I'll tell you why my wife kicked my as yet AGAIN. Groovy! What would you do if you came down with the Corona virus? Look for a hot chick with Lyme disease! Why are your toes clenching?

Groovy! - Close your mouth by edoggydog 3-08-20

You mean I can catch the Corona virus from giving blowjobs?? Of course! Close your mouth.

RCL no. 7092 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-08-20

You look excited... That's because we just lost our 100th patient to the Corona virus, in less than a week... That's gotta be some kind of record!! You know we're try to SAVE these patients, right? We are? Shit.

Corona Diet by four_legged_tripod 3-12-20

Hey Gary. Would you like some breakfast? No thanks. I had a banana milkshake. Milkshake? You're a cannibal. What gives? The CDC said I had to give up handshakes.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

RCL no. 7100 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-12-20

HEY, BILL... IS TURNING BLUE A SYMPTOM OF THE CORONA VIRUS?? "NO!" THEN, HE MUST BE CHOKING ON SOMETHING!! "THEN, GIVE HIM THE HEIMLICH MANEUVER!!" DO I LOOK LIKE A CUM-GURGLING FAG TO YOU???

No Do-Overs by JoeBlough 3-13-20

So, mankind is circling the bowl, huh Pops? Must you put it so crudely, boy? Whoa there, big guy! I'm just the messenger here! *cough, cough* Cover your mouth, boy! You don't have that COVID-19, do ya? One never knows. Does one? Just cuz I raised you from the dead ONCE doesn't mean you can push your luck!

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The Mfwic

Triple Play by Namgubed 3-11-20

Meanwhile, back at the Oval Office ... Thank you for tuning in to my corona virus address! First, we'll have a statement from the World Health Organization ... To be followed by a report from the World Health Action Team, which has done a spectacular job, that I can tell you... And then a brief summary from the International Department Of Non-Tyrannical Kingdoms Newly Opposing Warfare...

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Corona Bona by offduty 3-13-20

Downtown Red Light District Hey handsome,you looking for a good time? How much? All depends what you're looking for. Are you clean? Just the usual STD's and some cold sores. Okay, as long as you don't have the Coronavirus!

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[Edited this comment instead of deleting it since it has been replied to.  --evil_d]

[edited by evil_d on 03-16-20 at 7:03:44am]

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iOS App Development Company In India

And the winner is Aakriti123 !!!

"Best SEO" and "impeccable results." LOL that cracks me up every time.

Just kidding, but I will try to pick a winner before the weekend is over.

Many excellent strips so far.

Groovy! - Mexican Piss Water by edoggydog 3-14-20

Ever since the Chink, I mean, Corona got out, I've had to change how I have sex with hookers to avoid contracting the deadly virus... In what way? I wear these rubber gloves and a protective mask. What about a condom? Condom? What's that? Groovy!

Groovy! - Your Ad NOT Here by edoggydog 3-14-20

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This is NOT an Entry!

Mad At Ads? by JoeBlough 3-15-20

"I am a little Hindu, I do all that I kin do!.... ...Where my shirt and pants don't meet, I'll make my little skin do!" This "Aakriti123" dude's gotta go! "...little skin do!" Call "Delhi SEO Services"

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The Mfwic

Moturd wrote:

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And the winner is Aakriti123 !!!

"Best SEO" and "impeccable results." LOL that cracks me up every time.

Just kidding, but I will try to pick a winner before the weekend is over.

Many excellent strips so far.

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