Everyone agrees that the best comic ever created is Cowboy Physics:

Cowboy physics by max 1-06-01

One day at the ranch... So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha, ha! What the fuck are you talking about?

There have been quite a few hilarious follow-ups, among which are:

Physicist Cowboys - A Tribute to Max by gabe_billings 2-22-01

One day in the lab... So I says, "Well, them 300 head a' Herefords ain't gonna git on up to Snake Canyon by themselves!" Ha, ha! What the fuck are you talking about?

Cowboy Metallurgy by boorite 11-21-01

Well, I'm a metalhead. This does NOT mean Korn, Limp Bizkit, or pretty much ANYTHING on the radio. I like metal. Not crap. Smell the pain! Ha, ha! What the fuck are you talking about?

Cowboy Clappy Physics Thing by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 11-29-01

So i said to him "Hey , those letters arent going to write themselves" Ha Ha Ha. What the fuck are you talking about?

Santa Physics by skagg 11-28-01

So I says "Well them elves aint gonna generate toy trains all by themselves!" Ho Ho Ho What the fuck are you talking about?

and

[Click to view comic: 'Cowboy Physics II: Electric Boogaloo']

But folks, I think we can do better.

I invite you all to generate some gravitons with me. We all know that them rotor turbines need all the help they can git.

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Alien Physics by ladyjdotnet 12-04-01

One day on the ship... Mx V norp, "Yubq, uilk plrut cbmiunas vim't wruna wortniqe grapnotns br oplunkonws!" Ot, ot! ...the Babelfish was acting up. What the fuck were you talking about?

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Cowboy Psychics by ladyjdotnet 12-04-01

What the fuck are you thinking about?

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Goddamnit. Not only did fuzzyman do it first, he did it better:

Cowboy Psychics by fuzzyman 10-26-01

One day at the ranch... So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha, ha! I knew you were going to say that.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Here's one I did a while back... You have to read the title.

Cowboy Psychics by fuzzyman 10-26-01

One day at the ranch... So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha, ha! I knew you were going to say that.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Oh, crap. Sorry. I was adding mine to the forum and didn't see yours in the preview.

Yours is more subtle.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

And I was just about to do the Cowboy Psychics thing, too. Minds that think alike...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

You mean like these ones I've done?

Cowboy Fizzle by kaufman 11-03-01

So I said, "Them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves." Heh heh. Hey Clem, why did we decide to vacation in London? I can't even see you in this fog.

Cowboy Phys-Ed by kaufman 12-04-01

One and two and what the fuck are you waiting for?

Grody to the max (Valley Physics) by kaufman 8-01-01

So, like, I said, "Oh my god! Like those rotor turbines are TOTALLY going to generate bitchen gravitons by THEMSELVES?" Fer shur! Like, gag me with a SPOOOOOON! What the fuck are you talking about?

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Ah, crap. I forgot the narration. Here it is, revised...

Physics Metaphysics by wirthling 12-04-01

One day in the quantum flux... And so I says, "All we are is dust in the wind!" Ha, ha! What the fuck are you talking about?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Don't hate me, crabby...

Baby Physics by fuzzyman 12-04-01

So I said, "Well, these babies won't generate spittum by themselves!" Ha, ha! Heh. So what do you do, then? Spinning them around by ther feet seems to work. Ah, the power of centrifigul force!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Wirthling Physics by wirthling 12-04-01

One day at Stripcreator... So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha, ha! Gabe is a holejacker!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Cowboy Psychotics by Drexle 12-04-01

One day, on the ranch... So I says to the cop "Well them crack whores ain't gonna kill themselves." Ha, ha! What the fuck are you talking about?

Killjoy Physics by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 12-04-01

So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha ha ha. Like i really give a fuck anyway.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Cowboy Psychedelics by kaufman 12-04-01

One day at the ranch ... So I said, "Hey cook, why don't you drop some of this orange sunshine in that vat of beans." Ha ha! Whoa, this is some good shit you got here.

Cowboy Photosynthesis by kaufman 12-04-01

One day at the ranch ... So I said these rooted tubers ain't gonna generate glucose by themselves. Ha ha! What the fuck are you talking about?

(first appearance of "photosynthesis" on stripcreator!)

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asiangirl Physics by Bogart 12-04-01

So I said, "Another asiangirl comic is about to generated itself." Ha Ha Ha! Do I say sucky sucky now?

Cow Physics by lara7 11-30-01

Moo moo moo, "Moo, moo moomoo moomoo moo moomoo moomoomoo moomoomoo moo moomoo!" Moo, moo! Moo moo moo moo moo moomoo moomoo?

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

One of my favourites from this maestro:

i made thhis comic up by my self by fuck 10-24-01

one day at ranchh so i says well them rotre turbines aint gona genarate gravvatons by them selfs ha ha!! what the fuck are you talknig about

I can't believe no one beat me to this one....

Kaufman physics by lara7 12-04-01

So then I says, those puns about Spankling aren't gonna degenerate themselves! Ha ha! What the fuck are you talking about?

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

No offense meant to the good people that grow my food.

Farmer Physics by Bogart 12-04-01

On the farm... So I said, "Those rusty combines ain't gonna..." uh... Ha ha... What was I talkin' about?

not one of mine, but I like it anyway:

from the secret files of max kaufman by habnem 11-03-01

So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" What? . . . And then I ran over your cat. I hate you, Cowboy Dan.

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

Yeh , what has happened to the Power Newbie?

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Cowboy Poli Sci by israphael 12-04-01

So I say to Colin, "Those boys in the Taliban aren't gonna just give themselves up." Ha, Ha! What the fuck are you talkin' about.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Cowboy Physics by kramer_vs_kramer 10-18-01

One day at the ranch... So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha ha! -bzzt! - Crivvens! What's going on? KER-TRANS-FORM! Decepticons! You got it, mate! Now gimme that horse, I've got a hankerin' for some lovin' tonight! And get me some booze!