Not really much for captioning material, but this is what came up when I searched for a picture of "cockbox."

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What others say about boorite!

-"Damn! They locked the fence! How will we ever get out?"

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Why were you looking for a cockbox?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Behold the mighty penis cage, for all your male chastity needs:

It's designed to keep you (yes you, you jagoff) from masturbating. Personally, I'd be sawing through this thing (with a butterknife, if necessary) the first time I clicked across on episode of "I Dream of Genie" on Nick at Nite. But I'm a hopeless case.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Q: Three sweet maids auditioned for the lead in a new musical. Which one got the part?

A: The one on the right, of course (she has the biggest tits).

Isn't that Cameron Diaz in the middle?

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Dad was flammable

I wanted to see if anyone put up a picture of the XBox and called it "cockbox." But no, I only found these wanton, cock-hungry sluts.

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What others say about boorite!

I wanted to see if anyone put up a picture of the XBox and called it "cockbox." But no, I only found these wanton, cock-hungry sluts.

Technically, that's three cockboxes in one picture.

"The trial of the three accused witches fell apart today when the judge decreed that Witches clearly couldnt have Boobs as big as that , and that Cameron Diaz clearly wasnt a witch , just a crap actress".

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Why did that line take so long?

Why did that line take so long?

It was so easy, we were trying to resist saying it. I guess that means I lost.

...and the first thing you get when you type "cram" into Google Image Search is:

I'm not proud of what that made me think.

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What others say about boorite!

*singing*

Three little maids from school are we,
"School" as in "Art School" nat'rally,
Poncing about on stage for free-ee
Three little maids from school.

The first little maid is a political dyke.
Next is the one who's the art school's "bike".
Third is the one who was once called Mike.

Three little maids from school.
Three little maids from school.

Three little maids doing repertory,
Half of the audience is snore-y,
This song is shit, but we're not sorry.

Three little maids from school.
Three little maaaaaaaaids from school.

*end singing*

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

quote:

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*singing*

Three little maids from school are we,
*end singing*

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Mindy didn't mind being the middle Siamese Triplet except for the fact that she never got a window seat.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.