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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

I know tassles are back in fashion, but this just isn't going to sell.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

How to fish for Labrador retrievers.

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What others say about boorite!

a-A-ahhh! A-a-A-ahhhhhh! (Tarzan yell)

(Not as funny as dog-bait. Good on boorite!)

I read on a site once that squirrels are evil beings set out to destroy the world. Thats a piece of shit.

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My life totally and completely REEKS.

Agent Bushytail descends into enemy territory...

I knew a guy who called squirrels "the Devil's oven mitts."

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What others say about boorite!

- ...and at that moment, when it was too late, Bushytail Bob understood that strange gleam in Uncle Bucktooth's eye as he had handed him his Christmas gift. The gale blew harder, and Bob's kite rose higher and higher...

- Why squirrels never do well at rodeos.

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There's been a terrible mistake! I'm not a worm!

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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't

lmao

"Private Squirrel, you are a disgusting fatbody! Get your ass off my obstacle course!"

Even squirrels understand the neccesity of flossing

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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't

Despite a strong advertising campaign , Squirrel Tampons never quite caught on.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

He came this close to a hole in one.

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we're sending our love down the WE-ELL-ELL-ELL! WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!

Thats actually me working on a new movie.
It's called Squirrel: Impossible.

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I like big nuts and I can not lie!

Here's some dialogue for your script:

"What the hell is that guy doing up there? He must be nuts!"

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