http://www.solotrek.com - The funny thing is it all looks serious:

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The following organizations are working closely with MJI on the SoloTrek XFV and DuoTrekTM programs:

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Them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate downdraft by themselves.

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What others say about boorite!

Frank was blissfully unaware of the sign on the side which read "Vegematic".

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

:Today kids well be learning how to make a simple helicopter out of an aluminum can, a tin of beans and a small piece of card. well 1st you......blah.......blah....etc
:And heres one I made earlier

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If I want your opinion I'LL BEAT IT OUT OF YOU!

What happens to leftover Tobor parts.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

I call it "Segway II."

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Two cirles and a long middle section, sorta familiar, huh.

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My life totally and completely REEKS.

It's the Phalli-copter!

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

yeah, just like your penis, eh?

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Dad was flammable

m8 if urs looks anything that that i suggest u tell yr doctor asap

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If I want your opinion I'LL BEAT IT OUT OF YOU!

I haven't got one. I'm female. I have two big melons on my upper body.

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My life totally and completely REEKS.

Those are called ears.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Those are called ears.

ha ha ha

is it wrong that Kitty_Kat turns me on?

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Dad was flammable

I'm just going to ignore that.

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My life totally and completely REEKS.

it's ok Kitty_Kat, I'm spent.

;-)

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Dad was flammable

I didn't mean your's kajun, but I'll ignore it all the same.

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My life totally and completely REEKS.

Those are called ears.

it was funny Kitty_Kat. Take it in stride.

Some would say that it is wrong for you to be turned on by a man pretending to be a woman on an online forum, yeah.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

"Does my bum look big in this?"

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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't

- "Disability has never been so much fun!..."

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:Today kids well be learning how to make a simple helicopter out of an aluminum can, a tin of beans and a small piece of card. well 1st you......blah.......blah....etc
:And heres one I made earlier

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'They said the same thing to the Wright Brothers indeed, you silly silly fuck.' -- Bill mocks himself as he falls to his death.

Though his feet never moved, his face reached 170mph before planting into the ground.

Not only did it not get him babes, it accentuated his pigeon toe.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Worst Wedgy Ever

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet