He's got an extra.

Now I can jack off while playing Grand Theft Auto 3.

--The security guard decided he hadn't wanted to see what was under the guy's coat after all.

--"Do you have a license to carry concealed arms?"

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--"Do you have a license to carry concealed arms?"

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- Careful... he's armed and dangerous.

- "Sure, I can lend you a hand."

- "Let me introduce you to my friend FistMaster 3000..."

Spankling sued his plastic surgeon after the botched implant.

"I was too much of a chicken to get tattooed, so I got this mad scientist guy to graft an additional arm to my chest, and I feel perfectly comfortable tattooing it instead."

Dave! I know you love this shirt, but only one of us can wear it!