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What others say about boorite!

- "Oh yeah! Puny human will cornhole Tobor!"

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

"Cut! The shot's just not working -- I can see the wires."

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Guy in background: "Got a match?"

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

"Help! I'm trapped in the giant vacuum cleaner!"

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

Geoff? Did you fill the Crane with helium, again?

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Dad was flammable

Superman's first day on the job went quite well, but he missed his blue underwear.

Superman's first day on the job went quite well, but he missed his red underwear.

dangit, my stop button doesn't work fast enough!

Yeah. Your girlfriend was complaining about that. She's a lot of fun by the way.

That's it. Lift with your legs.

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What others say about boorite!

The lack of proper back-scratchers caused this workman to improvise

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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't

Having insufficient funds for a realistic prosthetic head, Frank purchased a crane to use as an artificial appendage. The mayhem has never ceased since.

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Lots of people think anonymity brings them at a higher level of power... I just think it makes them larger dickheads than they really are in person. :-D

"Hey , you know what. Fuck your job. And as for your pretty little crane , here , catch"

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

I know you want to be sure that you drive the nail in, Ron, but really, a hammer will do just fine.

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we're sending our love down the WE-ELL-ELL-ELL! WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!

Bill's futile attempt to stop the crane repo man from grabbing the last piece of of equipment from Bills Rental Cranes and Shit, Inc. was captured on film by his wife just before she called her divorce attorney.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Tragedy as Joe's YMCA is cut short by a falling tractor.

Clark Kent Jr. decides fuck it. Secret identities are for pussies.

Faced with overwhelming evidence, Superman finally admits getting drunk one night and superspeed-impregnating every woman on earth who's last name started with G, I, or N.

Finding he'd accidently committed the crane to the construction company and the bungee people, the owner improvises.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.