Oy veh. Participating in the contests is a lot more fun than starting and judging them. Maybe I'll have to create a contest so sucky that nobody will dare pick me as a winner again. Heh heh heh...

Here are the rules for Comic Contest #6:

1. The theme of the comic is "why wirthling sucks." It is not important that you know anything about me. You can use what you do know about me or just make something up about me. Put words in my mouth, make me look like an asian girl, just talk about what a sorry ass loser I am, or whatever. Just dis me hard.

2. Use any character, prop, or background.

3. Title your comic "Comic Contest #6" followed by whatever alternate title you want.

4. This contest ends Thursday 2/22 at 11pm EST.

That's it...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

For the record, my birthday is on Friday, and winning the comic contest would be a great gift. ;)

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest #6 - I'm evil for a reason']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

[ Posted comic does not exist ]

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Wirthling is a doody-head.

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest #6 - Wirthling Sucks Big Time']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Gabe, yours kicks ass. Going up against some of you guys, I don't stand a chance of winning. :)

Oh, and wirthling, nothing personal. :)

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest #6:A Night @ The Improv(special guest - Jesus)']

I'm moving this weekend, so I might have to sit the next one out...

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

[Click to view comic: 'One Good Turn Deserves Another']

Haha.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest #5']

Well, I'm a dork, and named it wrong. Sowwy. :P

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Lordfly http://www.option42.com/ MSN: lordfly1@hotmail.com ICQ: 174581 AIM: JoshEikenberry

Here ya go. (I'm not banned yet am I?)

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest #6: Wirthless']

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http://wally.pgbco.com

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest #6 - Quantity']

I'd just like to say that if I win, the theme of my contest will also be "why wirthling sucks".

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Here, here. I vote we change the Comic Contest to the 'Why Worthling Sucks' contest and focus entirely on shredding his fragile ego daily.

Maybe we can take a road trip to his hometown and beat him up for real!

Gabe

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

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Here, here. I vote we change the Comic Contest to the 'Why Worthling Sucks' contest and focus entirely on shredding his fragile ego daily.

Gabe

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Well for some reason this dumb comic got posted twice. Don't cut off my head and eat my brains, please.And this probably won't work because I've never done it before. Sorry I'm such a loser.

Dang it! I wish I was a sock. Eh...let me try it again and if it doens't work then I'll go bathe in jello.

Oh screw it. It wasn't funny anyway.

love-
Manda

Looking for this, Manda?

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest #6--Sam Reveals his Newest Desire']

It's {comic}5113{/comic}, except you use the square brackets [].

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

[Click to view comic: 'Wirthling, Master of His Domain']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

You all hate me! You really, really hate me!

Big Evil Dan - Surprisingly (perhaps), I really do have feat for ears in real life. It's too bad today isn't your birthday...

bunnerabb - I really like the phrase "narrow-assed hoobajoob". I plan on incorporating it into conversation whenever possible...

gabe_billings - My wife happens to like cauliflower. The gratuitous "One Good Turn Deserves Another" comic cannot be counted, but it does show your commitment to the task. The depth of your antipathy towards me is touching.

descolada99 - I always wanted something in the Bible named after me...

Lordfly - Comic Contest #5?! DISQUALIFIED!

Bottlerocket - I'm not sure if you dissed me or not. Sure, I'm carrying a confederate flag, but you gave me a pretty fly comeback...

evil_d - Hey! I was taking all the insults in the spirit of the contest until you blamed me for "New Coke"! That was uncalled for!

Cute Little Manda - I'm sorry. I didn't get it. Can you explain, "Was he, by chance, wearing a Paul Simon Rocks t-shirt and reek of the newest fragrance by Elizabeth Arden?"

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According to my chortlometer, the "winner" is...

http://www.lowpass.net/stripcreator/view.php?ID=4981

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest #6 - Wirthling Sucks Big Time']

I suppose that awarding Gabe Billings for anything is the final proof of why I suck. I obviously have no taste...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I didn't steal the Victoria's Secret catalog from my neigbor - I was merely borrowing it...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Borrowing...yeah right. I want that catolouge back, wirthling.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

You're all a bunch of narrow-assed hoobajoobs. Gimme a little while to think this over and I'll post the next set of rules.

Gabe

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.