I'm taking a bit of a risk, the Mystery cup is nigh on end, as is the tag team cup. I requested the return of this, and now am hoping it will work under my supervision. This time there are nine rules (to prevent a draw if only two people take part) The first comic follow the rules, the second breaks all of them. Your job is to guess the rules. Any questions then ask.
This comic follows all the rules

Rules by Bazilla 1-22-02

DexX and Kaufman are talking about Dennis Rodman I think he is a shoe in for the All star team. I don't know, he's pretty warped. What do you think of Deennis Rodman, Spankling? I think he is gay! No, do you think he will lead the Bulls to win? Depends if he uses his magic spin

This comic breaks all of them.

Breaking rules by Bazilla 1-22-02

Hi  Hi, how are you? Fine, yourself? Been better. And that's how the asian girl shouted NO! Sucky sucky five dollah. NO!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

I'm in my cave, I'm searching for my power animal...

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Dad was flammable

I don't think I broke any rules here.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

This is going to crash and burn isn't it?

And dcomposed, if you axutally want to compete you have to guess the rules, not make a comic.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

damn, thats gonna be harder than just copying the rules compliant strip

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Hmm let me guess...

[list]
[*]Use Narration in the first frame only
[*]Mention a basketball player (sportsman?)
[*]Spell someone's name wrong
[*]One of the frames must rhyme
[*]Only use Forum Regulars characters
[*]Name every character who appears
[*]Use (at least?) two different backgrounds.
[*]Not be funny
[/list]

Rule #1: You must spell a famous person's name wrong.

Rule #2: You may not use the words Hi, how, fine, yourself, been, better, sucky, five or dollah.

Rule #3: One character's dialog must include a synonym for happy.

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Vulgarity is simply the conduct of others. -Oscar Wilde

Not necessarily. Two comics just plain aren't enough datapoints yet to figure out what's going on.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Plus the fact that there compleate shit.

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Goombah.

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Hmm let me guess...

[list]
[*]Use Narration in the first frame only
[*]One of the frames must rhyme
[*]Only use Forum Regulars characters
[/list]

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[*] BE A MORON.

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Goombah.

Also, [*] Use run on sentances in everything

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Goombah.

Here's another comic following the remaining 6 rules

Daddy by Bazilla 1-23-02

Ambulences really warp me out. I know how you feel, I want my dad. What, to help you get on your knees? So that's how the shoe hit me, I then went to hospital and was better. HA HA, what the fuck were you talking about?

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Yeah, but they're pretty funny when compared to your comics. And for that, Flighter, you can suckit.

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we're sending our love down the WE-ELL-ELL-ELL! WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!

[list]
[*] Use some form of the words "shoe", "warp", and possibly "talk".
[*] Use the "wall" background exactly once.
[*] The title must be one word long.
[/list]

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

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[list]
[*] Use some form of the words "shoe", "warp".
[*] Use the "wall" background exactly once.
[/list]

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both the second and third panel must have a question in them

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we're sending our love down the WE-ELL-ELL-ELL! WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!

I'll give you credit for noticing that one, a hard one to find, shame it isn't a rule.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

That was monumentally crap.

This contest stinks like week old roadkill.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

[*] There must be a sexual reference?
[*] The title must have five letters?
[*] The title must not feature in the comic?
[*] There must be no reference to anything before the 70's?

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When you want to grin, it's time to swing.

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[*] The title must have five letters?

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Use a photographic background.

Here's the next two, one follows both rules, the other breaks both, you should get one rule, someone clever like Gabe may get the second, which is probably a hard one.

Fixed by Bazilla 1-24-02

The doctor said I have five days to live. That really sucks, hows your parents taking it? Well, this is how she put it. You can die from sucking? Well um at least you can please Satan.

This one breaks both the rules

Broken by Bazilla 1-24-02

Look how small that is! Hey! What? What's wrong with my cat? No, not your cat! *crying*

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Use exactly two photographic backgrounds.

No nothing to do with backgrounds, just a weird coincidence, this is to stop your next guess which will probably be use 1 drawn background.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.