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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Jesus had man-breasts?

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Dad was flammable

Shatner-style: "I...can't....control myself, I....just...want to...touch............them."

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

Here is the story behind this closet case:

http://abcnews.go.com/sections/us/HallsOfJustice/hallsofjustice.html

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Ladies and Gentlemen...presenting the worlds first invisible marrow...

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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't

"Anyone know where I can find a statue of a chick with a big rack?"

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What others say about boorite!

Justice Department covers nude statues

Pansies.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

quote:

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Justice Department covers nude statues

Pansies.

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Okay, John, just ignore it. Just ignore the statue behind you with the large...fleshy...succulent breasts, their nipples aching for the caress of your tongue...the speech, John, focus on the speech...[br]
"BOOBIES!"[br]
NO! YOU FOOL!

not a caption: with the $8 thou they spent on the drapes, they could have covered it with jesus' own hair

caption: the president had mgrown attached to the statue of his mother, maybe a little too attached

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Batman created by Bob Kane

This was his breast speech yet.

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we're sending our love down the WE-ELL-ELL-ELL! WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!

"My plan to get America out of its milk shortage..."

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we're sending our love down the WE-ELL-ELL-ELL! WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!

As Rory Bremner said, "If you want to cover up tits, the attorney general would be a good place to start".

Im telling you. My wife's breasts are THIS BIG!

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"