Egad. I hate doing this...

I have some stuff to do during the next few days, so the deadline for this one will be Thursday 3/15 at 7pm EST.

Rules:

1. You can use any character or prop. Use any background.

2. Make the dialogue rhyme. I won't be too picky about the format of the rhyming. It can rhyme within one character's dialog, or one character's dialog can rhyme with another character's dialogue, or whatever. Be creative.

3. Invent at least one word (for example, "flibnertz") and use it at least once in the comic. You can invent more than one word if you want.

That's it...

---
"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I don't like judging either. So don't pick me. You smelly bastard. (Last sentence was just not-getting-picked insurance. Well, partly anyways.)

Comic Contest XII - I took a Page from Phineas Gage by ObiJo 3-11-01

Your mom told me today's your birthday, Karen. Birthday girls get any candy bar in the store for free. Golly! Hi Jimmy. How's your puppy doing? All better thanks to your advice, Mr. Stan. You're the greatest! There once was a grocer named Stan, Who was a kind and loving man. He was nice to the children and took care of his mama, But he was never the same after the blunt head trauma. Is it true you were in a car accident, Stan? Brak.

---
I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

quote:

---

Egad. I hate doing this...

---

Comic Contest XII: The Rain in Spain by gabe_billings 3-11-01

Hey there, ToothG; I've got news. A john just smacked me and stole my shoes. Shit bitch, why would a man do that? Your shoes is ugly and your feets is fat. He wanted to sniff them and lick them, I guess. And probably wear them with a dress. We'll find this nummox and learn him good 'bout smackin' ho's in my neighborhood. He asked me to shit in his face but I said this ain't the time or place. I think this pervert's someone you know. A little punk named ObiJo. Shit, I know where that punk ass live. Go hop in the caddy while I get my shiv. Once I'm packin', then well go and separate Obi from the Jo.

---
100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

---
I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I can beat the snot out of wiguhooker and toothgnip. It's just Monica Lewinsky clones that frighten me...

---
I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Hey, anyone care to see me lose again? This is all I could think of... I've been up for around 36 hours and I've been listening to a combination of Parappa the Rapper, Badly Drawn Boy, Baha Men, and Wu-Tang Clan

Comic Contest #XII: White rapper's nightmares. by Bottlerockett 3-11-01

Rap cap nap! I'm Smooth Money B, and I talk much smack! If you step to me I'm gonna pull the trigga and leave you layin' there like Tupac my n-- You betta' check yo'self befo' I wreck yo'self, and if you finish that rhyme yo' ass be mine! Shit..!

I also made a forum on EZboard. I don't remember the UBB code for linking up, so just cut and paste the address.

http://pub16.ezboard.com/bjuxtaposed36728

---
http://wally.pgbco.com

Jon and Gabe's rivalry in my comics continues...

Comic Contest XII: it's rhyme time by NeoVid 3-11-01

Just when I felt I couldn't get any worse, now I'm so happy I'm speaking in verse! ...Now I'm low on ideas for just what to sing. Gimme a word! (I'll take anything!) "Zeasmoidea." ... Now there's a switch, I made him my bitch.

---
"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

I just remembered something - I have had trouble recently with being able to post to the forums while at work. I haven't had a problem with any other web forums, so I don't know what the problem is with this one. At any rate, I won't be able to announce the winner of the current contest until I get home on Thursday at about 11:30pm EST...

---
"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

For some reason the narrations cut off at a point where in the creator they were able to continue so I was unaware of how it would look. To rectify this I fixed it with photoshop and am presenting it as a .jpg so you can see how it was meant to look. Editing or previewing a comic before you save would be a nice feature. I understand if this disqualifies me. Oh, and the bong was a for the hell of it move since I was already in photoshop.

---
At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

http://www.lowpass.net/stripcreator/view.php?ID=9704

Comic Contest XII / Showtime at the Pluto, part 3 by evil_d 3-14-01

Hey, so let me read you guys a poem I wrote... this is really wild, you'll love this... okay, here goes.... A funny thing happened just last month... I met this guy and he was wearing purple... And as it happened he was eating an orange... So then we... um... we got to talking about... um... doorhinges.... I'm sorry, but nothing can save you now.

Crap. I forgot to make up a word. I was going to have a made-up word that was supposed to rhyme with "orange", but in my absent-mindedness I made up a half-rhyme instead.

Well, I just hope people actually get this joke.

On the plus side, I seem to have penned the opening lines of what could potentially be the Worst Poem Ever Written. In some twisted way, that gives me a sense of accomplishment.

---
The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Hey evil_d,

Silver orange and purple. All words that don't rhyme with anything. Coincidence or god's little joke on the jingle makers at Crayola? You have to decide.

If it's any help I think door hinges are actually two words, so doorhinges could be considered a made up word. I'm 70% certain, but I think I need to take a lifeline. But, fuck, I was the guy who was 100% certain that a gourd was a vegetable, so keep that in mind.

---
I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

We had to make up a word..? Fugknuckles!

---
http://wally.pgbco.com

All I can say about the entries for this contest is that they were all blifzagelous...

The winner is..........

NeoVid!

Congrats, rookie.

I could have sworn "zeasmoidea" was the name of either a Pink Floyd tune from 1971 or a psychological disorder, but apparently it isn't. Excellent word-maker-uppery. I also liked the Seussiness of the rhymes.

Contest XIII is all yours...

---
"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I know I'm too late, but I thought I might as well submit it just for fun.

Comic Competition XII: Low Seuss Industries by DexX 3-16-01

Here's Mister Spoo, the Big Blue Emu. Poor Mister Spoo has a bout of the flu... Ah-ah-ah-CHOO! Spoo, you dumb shmoo, I'm all covered in goo! If I catch your flu I'll lock you in a zoo! You and whose military crew, you old shrew? Silly old Spoo - you forgot my kung fu. Ouch... uh, I mean... oooh.

---
This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Too bad it was late, DexX. That would have been the winner...

---
"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

All right! Just goes to show I'm no judge of how good my own stuff is.

Now I'm inspired to write some more comics. Hadn't had any ideas in a few days...

---
"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Just for the hell of it...

A Rhyme in Time saves Lime by ObiJo 3-16-01

Nazi... ... Yahtzee! And that, my friend, is the final ingredient for cold fusion.

Also, NeoVid, get the new contest up! I'll have to start spending my time constructively otherwise. Sheesh.

---
I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

NeoVid,

Perhaps you are not aware - the winner of the comic contest has to make up the rules for the next comic contest...and you also have to blow me...

If you don't cough up some rules for Comic Contest XIII soon, I'll have to take advantage of my temporary God of the Contest powers and rule DexX the winner, so we can move on...

As for the blowjob, no hurry. We got all the time in the world, baby...

---
"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Ewww.... I'd just go ahead and forfeit. Wirthling has cooties, you know.

Well, we could always fall back on an old favorite while we wait...

Wirthling Sucks, Volume MCXXIV by gabe_billings 3-17-01

Wirthling really sucks. I hear you, man. No, I'm serious. He's a real asswipe. A goatfucker of the highest order. A turd-sniffing felchmonkey. I get it, I get it. Wirthling blows. He watches Dawson's Creek and reads Family Circus. Let's lynch him tonight.

---
100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

quote:

---

If you don't cough up some rules for Comic Contest XIII soon, I'll have to take advantage of my temporary God of the Contest powers and rule DexX the winner, so we can move on...

---

Apart from correcting my misspelling of the word "teeth", I just wanted to post this strip I was inspired to make...

Powers corrupts, oh yes it does. Absolutely! by DexX 3-17-01

Meanwhile, in a Turkish prison... So I figured... it's not like this is any kind of official contest with enforceable rules, so why not fudge it and help myself? *slurp* ...and why the hell have you stopped, DexX? Sorry wirthling, just rinsing my mouth out. Oooooh yeeeeah... Now, what's the good of having power if you can't abuse it? *slurp*

Now I _really_ need to brush my teeth...

---
This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

If NeoVid doesn't show up by 9pm EST (I think that's June 4, 2004, 6:38am in Australia time), DexX will be the official winner of Comic Contest XII.

Yeah, I know DexX's contest entry was late, but it seems that disregard for the official contest rules has become a proud new tradition in our contests. Besides, his was the funniest. Plus, he has shown a willingness to perform for his master. Everyone loves Obsequious Oscar...

Oh, and NeoVid, you still owe me that BJ, regardless...

---
"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Without a comic contest to enter or adjudicate, I have no idea what to do. Today, I even saw the sun. This is getting out of hand...

---
"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

"And with one fair swoop, the one named wirthling brought the contest to a resounding stand still and creation was barren on the planet for many years. Until the Lord our God, ObiJo, brought life and hope back to the universe. Meanwhile, gabe_satan_billings was being anally raped by a wildabeast."

-Excerpt from the Bible in the year 4930 A.D. (And they say what we do today doesn't matter for tomorrow.)

---
I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.