Here we go again!

Unexpected - Episode 1 by fuzzyman 2-19-02

Good morning, Tobor! *GROAN* DAMMIT, GABE, WHERE'S TOBOR'S COFFEE? TOBOR NEEDS HIS COFFEE! My! Aren't you in a mood today! What's the matter? DON'T KNOW. TOBOR FEELS CRANKY. IRRITABLE. BLOATED. And this is different from normal... how? THAT'S IT GABE! NO LUBE FOR YOU TONIGHT!

Unexpected - Episode 2 by fuzzyman 2-19-02

Tobor, if you feel that ill, maybe you should go see a doctor. *SIGH* MAYBE... I'm going to the store. Do you need anything? THE USUAL. OILIVE OIL. TEN STICKS OF BUTTER. STERNO. OH... AND SOME BACON-FLAVORED ICE CREAM! Bacon... flavored... ice cream? ...AND SOME PICKLE CHIPS TO GO ON TOP! MMMM!

Unexpected - Episode 3 by fuzzyman 2-19-02

So, Tobor! What's your problem? WELL, DOCTOR, TOBOR IS FEELING OUT OF SORTS. LISTLESS. IRRITABLE. JUST... BLAH. "Blah," eh? Well, either there's a parity error in your primary motivator, or you're pregnant! Ha, ha! Let's see what a diagnostic says. PREGNANT! THAT'S FUNNY! HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE TO GET A NEW MOTIVATOR INSTALLED? Hmmm! Just as I suspected. You ARE pregnant! Congratulations! BUT TOBOR IS A *BOY* ROBOT!

Unexpected - Episode 4 by fuzzyman 2-19-02

TOBOR DOESN'T UNDERSTAND. HE'S A BOY ROBOT. HOW CAN HE BE PREGNANT? Though you have certain male *ahem* features, by definition robots are asexual. Now, think hard Tobor. Do you know who the father is? A toaster, maybe? TOBOR DOESN'T KNOW... Think, Tobor! Are there any electronc devices that you've interfaced with recently? TOBOR DID SPEND A DAY LAST WEEK PLAYING HALO ON GABE'S X-BOX. Ah-ha!

Unexpected - Episode 5 by fuzzyman 2-19-02

HEY, GABE. THE DOCTOR JUST TOLD TOBOR THAT HE IS PREGNANT. Heh... Pregnant. Yeah, right! So what's really the problem? GABE... Tobor...? WILL YOU BE TOBOR'S LAMAZE PARTNER? PHHHHTTTTT!!!!!!!

To be continued...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

When I saw unexpected I hoped it wasn't really going to be Tobor becoming pregnant so that I could nick the idea without anyone realising. I can't wait for the next nine months work of comics!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

How cool would it be if there was a small "baby" Tobor, that would get a lot of use.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

How about a baby Clango?

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Unexpected - Episode 6 by fuzzyman 2-19-02

WHERE IS OUR LAMAZE INSTRUCTOR? CLASS WAS SUPPOSED TO START THREE MINUTES AGO! Not everybody has a built-in chronometer, Tobor. Be patient. TOBOR HAS A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS. So our instructor is a little late. It can't be THAT bad. Howdy, cowpokes! Sorry I'm late! My rotor turbines weren't generating gravitons, and I had to take the bus! Okay, it CAN be that bad.

Unexpected - Episode 7 by fuzzyman 2-19-02

"Okay, cowpokes! Let's start with come simple breathing exercises!" Ready Tobor? ALL SET. Breathe in... Breathe out... Breath in... Breath out... Breathe in... *HUFF* *HUFF* HUFF* *HUFF* Is there a problem? You, in the blue... why isn't your wife breathing? Tobor? WELL, TO START, TOBOR DOESN'T HAVE LUNGS...

Unexpected - Episode 8 by fuzzyman 2-19-02

Okay, cowpokes, keep breathing and I'll tell you about the mystery of childbirth! It's a beautiful and wondrous thing! I'm sure you will agree! Here we go... *HUFF* *HUFF* *HUFF* *HUFF* *HUFF* *HUFF* *HUFF* *HUFF* Now picture this. You're out on the plains, see? You and your trusty mule, Lulubell. And she's about to give birth. She lays down and starts moanin' and groanin' and squirmin'! *HUFF* *HUFF* *HUFF* *HUFF* *HUFF* *HUFF* *HUFF* *HUFF* And all hell breaks loose! The head pops out, and there's blood, and gravitons, and rotor turbines flyin' everywhere! And the baby makes this sound like, "RRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!" I'm out of here. RIGHT BEHIND YOU.

To be continued...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Unexpected - Episode 9 by fuzzyman 2-20-02

HEY, DRAGONXERO. NICE OF YOU TO COME. I wouldn't miss your baby shower for the world! Here's a little something for the baby-to-be. OH, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE... My pleasure. Here you go. They say that playing music for your unborn child stimulates brain development. "SLASHCORE GRINDMETAL HITS FOR YOUR FETUS." My favorite is the third track!

Unexpected - Episode 10 by fuzzyman 2-20-02

SPANKLING! ENJOYING THE PARTY? It's tops, Tobor! Here's your shower gift. THANK YOU! HMMM... FEELS HEAVY. Go ahead and open it. The baby will love it! "BABY'S FIRST NIPPLE CLAMPS." AWWWW... If the baby doesn't turn out to have nipples, I have the receipt.

To be continued...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Unexpected - Episode 11 by fuzzyman 2-20-02

KAUFMAN... HOW HAVE YOU BEEN? Just fine... here's your shower gift! THANK YOU.... IT'S... KETCHUP? TOOR DOESN'T UNDERSTAND. You know! *wink* WHAT DO YOU MEAN? Wait, don't ass-raping robots eat their young? I'll be... uh.. going now.

Unexpected - Episode 12 by fuzzyman 2-20-02

So, Tobor! Looking forward to being a parent? IT'S SCARY. MY CHILD WILL LOOK TO TOBOR FOR GUIDANCE. TOBOR HAS NO IDEA WHAT TO SAY. Well, if it's any help, you can always tell your baby the same thing I tell mine. "I DO NOT SUCK DICK?" No, I say, "Stay away from Tobor." GOOD ADVICE.

Unexpected - Episode 13 by fuzzyman 2-20-02

DOCTOR, TOBOR HAS PAINS... Let me see! Goodness! You're in labor! BUT IT'S ONLY BEEN TWO WEEKS!! Would you rather this went on for nine months, like in humans? RIGHT, LET DROP THIS SUCKA! Nurse, bring me some giant forceps and a static mat!

Unexpected - Episode 14 by fuzzyman 2-20-02

Keep pushing, Tobor! We're almost there! *HUFF* *HUFF* *HUFF* *HUFF* There we go... here it comes... I can see the head! Push! Push NOW! *GRRRUNNNTTT* SCREEEEEEEEE!! "SCREEEEEEEEE?"

Unexpected - Episode 15 by fuzzyman 2-20-02

Well, Tobor! You're the proud mother of a... SCREEEEEEEEEE!!! Of a... SCREEEEEEEEEE!!! Will somebody catch that thing? SCREEEEEEEEEE!!!

To be continued...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

The thrilling conclusion...

Unexpected - Episode 16 by fuzzyman 2-23-02

SO, TOBOR, WHERE'S THE BABY? HE'S AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. REEEEEEEEEEE!!!! What the hell? OW!!! My God! It was like someone shoved a pencil in my ass about 20,000 times! HE'S A CHIP OFF THE OLD BLOCK, ISN'T HE?

Unexpected - Episode 17 by fuzzyman 2-23-02

8:00AM MAMA! CHIP SAID HIS FIRST WORD! TOBOR IS SO PROUD! 1:00PM YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND ME! NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME! I HATE YOU *ALL*! JUST KEEP TELLING YOURSELF, "IT'S JUST THE HORMONES." 7:00PM CAN I BORROW THE CAR? ME AND PEGGY SUE ARE GOING DRIVE ACROSS THE COUNTRY. THEY GROW SO FAST...

Unexpected - Episode 18 by fuzzyman 2-23-02

LEAVING? WHY ARE YOU LEAVING? IT'S DULLSVILLE HERE, MOM! I, LIKE, GOTTA BE FREE! BUT... YOU'VE ONLY BEEN HERE LESS THAN A DAY! ...AND I'M SUFFOCATING! MAYBE YOU SHOULD SPEND SOME TIME WITH UNCLE SPANKLING. I'll SEND YOU A POSTCARD, LIKE, WHENEVER.

Unexpected - Episode 19 by fuzzyman 2-23-02

So, Chip left? That was fast. Well, look at the bright side. At least the breast-feeding phase only lasted about two minutes. TRUE. STILL, WITH CHIP GONE, TOBOR FEELS LIKE THERE IS THIS GAP IN HIS LIFE THAT NEEDS TO BE FILLED. Gap? Filled? Ummm... I'll be going now. NOT SO FAST.

The End.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

These words ruin all of your series.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

And any chance of seeing a return from SuperBritain Man, just read the series and liked it. Not as good as your Tobor series, but I would just love to see Awfully Brain Damaged boy again.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

It may come to pass, but I have no ideas right now.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Your comics are very well done. I hope to get as good as you are.

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Look at that gimp! Hes got jimmy legz

Please make Chip return? Please? It would be rather interesting...

Doctor Frankenstein: Trying to bring back the dead with electricity and the brain of a murderer is one thing, trying to bring back disco is yet another. But dead threads were not meant to be meddled with!

Is 16 months a record?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Doctor Frankenstein: Trying to bring back corpses with electricity and the brain of a murderer is one thing, trying to bring back disco is yet another. But dead threads were not meant to be meddled with!

Is 16 months a record?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Doctor Frankenstein: Trying to bring back corpses with electricity and the brain of a murderer is one thing, trying to bring back disco is yet another. But dead threads were not meant to be meddled with!

Is 16 months a record?

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

Fuzzyman makes Tobor live forever. So pffft.