Starting a new series. There is a shop that we stop in on Sundays named "The Bagel King," hence the inspiration.

The Bagel King by fuzzyman 3-17-02

I am the Bagel King! Excuse me? I am the Bagel King! It is fortunate that our paths have crossed, young peasant. You may now have the honor of joining me... on a quest! A quest? What kind of quest? We must free the Duchy of Muffin from the clutches of the evil Lord Croissant! Riiiiiiight.

A Peasant Quest by fuzzyman 3-17-02

Come, peasant! I am the Bagel King! Together we shall destroy the evil Lord Croissant! Ummmm. I can't. I have to... uh... rescue the Lady Cream Cheese from the... nefarious Baron Scallion. Great ghosts! I killed Baron Scallion years ago at the Battle of Honey Walnut! Has he returned from the dead? Ummm... no! This is his nephew... Baron Bacon Scallion. Ah, that makes more sense, then. Naturally.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

An Important Distinction by fuzzyman 3-17-02

Look, King Bagel... Bagel King! You shall address me properly, peasant! What's the difference? Bagel King, King Bagel... it's all the same. Calling me "King Bagel" implies that my name is "Bagel." It is not. I am King of all the Bagel lands, it's territories, provinces, and protectorates! So, your name is...? Bagel King!

A Delicate Matter by fuzzyman 3-17-02

Look, Bagel King, I'm willing to follow you on your quest to defeat the evil Lord Croissant, but... But what, man? Speak! Well, there's the subject of... renumeration. Payment? What is it you desire? Land? A title? Women? No, no, all I want is some of whatever you're smoking. Come again?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I'm thirsty for more!

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Dad was flammable

Fuzzy this is better than brilliant, more I say!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

At least I've found something you two can agree on. I can feel the love.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Makes me hungry for breakfast sammiches!!!

These are great !!! : )

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

These are a bit harder to do, so please bear with the slow pace of stripcreation...

History Lesson by fuzzyman 3-18-02

So, peasant! You doubt my royalty? Come, I shall relate to you the history of the great Bagel lands, and how I came to be your king! Okay. In the year 723 B.B., Lord Omelet sailed across the sea--- Wait a second. B.B? Don't you mean B.C? B.B... Before Breugger's. Is this going to take long?

Lord Omelet's Story by fuzzyman 3-18-02

As I was saying. Lord Omelet sailed across the sea, or so the legend says. He founded the Kingdom of Bagel, and it's great capitol city, Toast. Food was scarce and there were food riots. Through the treachery of the evil Cardinal Belgian Waffles, the capitol was burned! Toast was burned? To the ground? No, no, they just scraped off the burned part. Of couse.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Kajun and Bazilla, sittin' in a tree...ess aitch ay gee gee eye en gee...

This reminds me of a story about a time one of my co-workers left for vacation and left his computer on. We put an auto-respond on his e-mail that said "I AM THE WAFFLE KING!!!!"

There was a letter back from our bosses boss "What are you talking about?"

To which the response was "I AM THE WAFFLE KING!!!!!"

This went back and forth for two full weeks. He didn't figure it out, thus proving that upper management does in fact have pudding for brains.

Mmmmm.... Pudding.

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HAH! GORILLA, right there!

Mmmm... soft gooey pudding from manager's skulls, gently warmed in the microwave....

She's got a mean streak, DexX.
I like her.

: )

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Yeah, I quite like her too. :)

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I Guess He Was Mormon by fuzzyman 4-03-02

A complete recitation of the history of the Bagel Lands would take days. I shall give you some highlights instead. Fine with me. One the greatest rulers in our history was King Yeast! He had fifteen wives, you know! Really! Was he able to keep them all satisfied, if you know what I mean? Of course! King Yeast always rose to the occasion! I figured as much.

Full Of It by fuzzyman 4-03-02

...and so the royal lineage goes, until you have... me! The Bagel King! I've listened to your story and I have to say, you are completely full of it. I'm full of it, eh? What am I full of? What is "It?" Blueberries? Raisins?

Free At Last by fuzzyman 4-03-02

*whew* I think I lost him. Man, that Bagel King dude was out of his mind. Heh. Bagel King. What a crock! I hope I don't run into any more nutbags today. Hello, young peasant! I am Lord Croissant! Join my quest to overthrow the evil Bagel King!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Yes! More! Oh man that's good!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

I think Bazilla just came.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

They say you always remember your first time...

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Return Of The Bagel King by fuzzyman 6-14-02

Hello, fair maiden! I am the Bagel King! I seek a Bagel Queen! Hello! My, you're a cute one! So you want to go out, eh? Go out? I wish my children and heirs to spring from your curvaceous loins! Whoah, bucko! Kids? I'm not doing anything with you without protection! Protection? You shall have it! A whole regiment of my finest Bagel Guards! I haven't heard of that brand before, but okay!

More Than We Wanted To Know by fuzzyman 6-14-02

So, here we are... Indeed! Let us commence the conception of my Bagel heir! Okay, but we do this my way. Get naked and lie on the floor. Like so? My God... is *everything* about you like a bagel? 'Tis my blessing and my curse.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Now [u]there's[/u] a mental image I didn't need... *shudder*

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Ha ha ha, bravo!

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