Serial Comic: Bloody Mary Worth, episode 1 by boorite 3-30-01

Nurse Mary! Are you hurt? You look like you're hoovering up a bucketful of live eels! Sob! Oh, Doctor. My injuries are all in my heart-- the kind you suffer in a heated domestic argument. Tell ya what. Patient in Room 4 has a hundred pounds of brick-like shit jammed up his ass. Giving him an enema will ease your mind. Not to mention his bowels. Chuckle. Sniff. Thanks, Doc! Hello, are we ready for our-- GASP! It's YOU! How are you, Mary?

Take it away, Jael.

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egads...don't smite me ye comic strip gods. I was having to come up with something in between the boss popping in my office....

Gabe..redeem me and this mess I created!

She's rude..she's crude...but she's pretty damn cute! by Jael 3-30-01

And so...the horrific soap opera music pipes in Yes, Nurse Mary, it is me....Agent Scully. And I'm quite uncomfortable as you can plainly see. Well follow me Scully, I know how rough those anal probes can be Rough...yeah..that's it. It was completely hare raising for me. Meanwhile...back at the ranch Dagnabbit Jethro! I told you that FBI agent was up to no good! You never listen! Hey! She's the one that wanted to kiss me between the ears! How was I to know she meant....

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

I meant..OBI!

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

In your face!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I tried to fit rheumatoid arthritis and Liberace in here, but alas, I failed. :(

Please Don't Squeeze the Charmin by ObiJo 3-30-01

Mary's home You're tearing me up inside! Now, either tell your wife your leaving her...or...or I'm leaving you! Bob Dole's afraid to tell Elizabeth. Bob Dole knows what few know about Elizabeth: her prowess with cutlery. FBI Headquarters So you infilitrated the ranch, right Scully? Any signs of aliens? Well, something was certainly infiltrated, Mulder. TeeHee. I was, err, a little preoccupied to look for aliens. At Ed's Ranch What are you doing out of your room? There could be agents everywhere! Lighten up, Ed. I just came to ask where you keep the extra toilet paper. I have a plan to WIPE out those pesky agents. Here it is...

It's all yours wirthling.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I meant Big Evil Dan. (Two can play at this game.)

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Serial Comic: Bob Dole is in deep trouble by BigEvilDan 3-30-01

Ahh...a good walk always gets my mind off things that trouble me...like that bastard Bob. I just wish there was some way I could get some revenge for the way he's treating m--hey, what the hell is that? Have you seen my death ray around? I seem to have misplaced it. I thought I told you...no dangerous alien technology outside the house!

It's all yours, random person who isn't bunnerabb.

Err, I meant bunnerabb. ;)

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

The "Press Enter To Post" feature has GOT to go.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

My God! It's been almost eight hours since bunnerabb posted his strip... and Gabe hasn't replied yet!

*DUN-DUN-DUUUUNNNNN!* [dramatic chord]

Maybe it's his birthday and some prankster gave him a life?

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The "Press Enter To Post" feature has GOT to go.

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Maybe he rented the entire 'Cum Guzzling Sluts' series, (volumes 1 - 9) and he's too busy watching them to make any comics.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Is it just me, or does anyone else think gel-pack mousepads feel like boobies? I think some marketing genius is behind that. I could squeeze them all day.

Serial Comic: Mary Phone Home by gabe_billings 3-31-01

What... what are you going to do to me? The usual. A little anal probing, some drilling into your skull, needles in the eyeballs, skin peels. Good ol' abduction shit. Say, if you've got $50 I'll introduce you to Elvis. The King? Surely you must be joking. I shit you not. And don't call me Shirley. We've got all sorts of famous people up here that you boneheads on Earth think are dead. They're suspended in tanks of warm goo. What kind of diabolical plan to intend to use those poor people for? Enslavement of the human race? World domination? Aw, hell no. We're gonna wait a little longer and sell them all on Ebay then spend the money on hookers. If they'll pay $300K for his golf clubs think how much JFK himself is worth.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

If descolada whould post, I could hurry up and have a clear conscience when I have no fucking access to Al Gore's Internet for a whole week! (I've seen the RoadRunner cable internet billboards up in Austin, and they say "Live Life Online". How true it is, and how sad it is...)

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Eh... you could always just post before him. I'm guessing he probably wouldn't care too much, considering the situation. We'd have to have you miss the first round.

You could always break into people houses along the way and get online that way.

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Ok, he can post with it either before or after this one. It's kind of open ended on either side if he just sticks with the aliens.

Serial Comic: Anal's fair in love and war. by Bottlerockett 3-31-01

Still in the aliens firm grasp.. Okay, now that we've made the grand tour... Oh! I totally forgot about the anal probe! Oh no! Please remove all garm- *sfx- zzzip* I'm ready for my buttshot, Mister Demille! Will Uhhh. I thought you humans were supposed to be afraid of us..? Well your all over the boob-tube, and I think you've even infiltrated Congress. What should I be afraid of??

Oh, and that should say: Will Mary force the FBI to re-open the XXX files?... And don't look at my grammar! Dooonnn'ttt loookkk at itttt!! aaaah!

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Well now I feel like shit. Please feel free to add any derogatory comments about me that you feel like, descolada. (I feel loweer than platupi)

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You both smell like llama ass.

(Sorry, but something needed to break the sexual tension building between you two. Also, who could pass up a free derogatory.)

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I'm with Obi. Any more apologizing and I'm gonna barf. Friends from Germany should be put in the closet until after comics are done.

The pope stopped by earlier to see me and I told him to sit his papal ass down on the couch and scratch the dog's ass 'til my Lowpass time was done.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I think it's my turn, but I'm not sure. Anyway, here ya go...

http://www.lowpass.net/stripcreator/view.php?ID=11103

Serial Comic: On Human Bondage... by wirthling 4-01-01

Romance blooms between Mary and Robert Downey, Jr. ... Robert, I thought you had cleaned yourself up. I thought you were done with drugs. I am ashamed of myself, but I think I can recover this time with your help, Mary. Just what I need -- another co-dependent relationship. I just got done with Bob and his Viagra addiction. I swear, if I have to hear, "Bob Dole's horny again!" one more time... But I can change! Really, I can! Hang on a sec while I smoke this magic bean... Poof! Um, is this really a change for the better? It is, I swear it. You'll see. Just put on this Red Robot costume and I'll show you...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I've just read all of these comics.

*sigh*

We're all going straight to fucking hell. Hell. All of us. Hell.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I mean... you know that, don't you? Hell.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

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Serial Comic - "Faux pas" is French for "Did I say that?" by DexX 4-02-01

Mary's guest spot on The Late Late Late Late Show continues... ...but alas, it wasn't to be between Bobby and I. I don't know if you noticed, but I'm not really built to snort cocaine. Well, I noticed that you look as if you are fellating a squid. Fellating a what...? Uh.... I thought you meant... Uh... I was referring to the fact that I have had to be delicate with my nose ever since my rhinoplasty. Oh, that... yeah...

Sorry if it's not the best, but I am not in the best mood right now.

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I am glad you approve - I originally typed, "You look like a squid is eating your tongue," but changed my mind at the last moment. When in doubt, go for the sex.

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Serial Comic: the April-soft freshness of Downey by boorite 4-02-01

The Late etc. Show Mary, now that we know you're not blowing a squid, what happened after Bob Jr morphed into a huge S&M penguin? That sick bastard had me put on a killer robot disguise and play out his rape fantasies. It was the only thing that would keep him sober! RAAARRR! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU! EEEEEK! My lash hardly scratches the brute! AIIIEEEE! He intends to core sample me with his mighty hydraulics! RAAARRR... uh, Bob? This isn't really working for me. You see, I've been keeping something from you...

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Thought this might amuse you all. It's today's strip at http://sinfest.net/.

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