As I may have mentioned, I've been house hunting lately. I would like to share with you some of the facts I've learned in the process. Not just general stuff like "you have no right to a habitable dwelling unless you make a zillion jillion dollars a year and your realtor is on a first-name basis with at least three living Kennedys." If you live around DC, you already knew that. No, I mean nitty-gritty details, like what the jargon in the classified ads really means. I have here some examples from my own search.

"Backs to parkland."

"Maintenance-free exterior."

"Partially-finished basement."

"Huge yard."

"Roomy kitchen with open floorplan."

"Nearly new."

"Waterfront."

"Quiet neighborhood."

"Hurry, won't last long!"

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What others say about boorite!

Ah Boorite, you magnificent bastard!

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Dad was flammable

Pure brilliance!!!

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

they actually make my neighborhood look good.
and thats not easy.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Looks almost local.

"1/2 bathroom"

"convenient access to transit"

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

"great for kids, located in golf community"

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

"Airy, with plenty of natural light."

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