hello all, i'm new here and was just wondering what ya'll thought of my strips

i think they have some form of laughability to them, as well as the shamefull use of the life in hell bunny as a phallus, anyways, tell me what you think... if you want that is, no pressure

http://www.lowpass.net/stripcreator/view.php?ID=11979

http://www.lowpass.net/stripcreator/view.php?ID=11984

outtie,
eric

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see, see how new i am, i can even fuck up UBB code!

weeeee!

don't hold my ineptitude against me

l,
e

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I'm sorry, but whemever anyone says or writes the name "Eric" around me, I can't help singing the Monty Python song "Eric the Half-a-Bee".

Half a bee
Philosopic'ly
Must, ipso facto, half not be.

Liked your Wonder Twins strip. :)

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Are all your pets named Eric?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I used to have a cellmate named nakederic. Any relation?

If so, I find you VERY unfunny. I also find you abrasive, pushy, and having VERY BAD group shower habits.

If not, I like the WT series too.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

ah, the burdens of being an eric, all the references to monty python and always being mistaken for cell mate sodomizers [c'mon obijo, i wasn't THAT rough now was i?]

and no, my pet is named bug

I love this hive, employee-ee,
Bisected accidentally,
One summer afternoon by me,
I love him carnally.

He loves him carnally,
Semi-carnally.

l,
e

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Anyone who can quote Python is A-OKAY in my book.

Now, let's all sing the songs from Meaning of Life.

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

We know it hurts the first time, but squeaking doesn't do much for your image.

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Umm, unfortunately, the Sodomizer 5000 is... err... incapacitated right now. Seems I accidently left the vacuum in the same closet I chain him up in and, well, there was some unnatural Fornication Under Consent of King. He'll be okay in a couple of days, but for now the doctor's ordered rest and cold compresses. Sorry.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

okay you guys officially scare me.

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

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quote:

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He loves him carnally,
Semi-carnally.

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"Itty-Bitty Pumpkin,
sitting in your patch.
Waiting for something to do.
Teeny Weeny pumpkin.
The end is just ahead.
let me describe it to you...

They'll make a couple cuts,
and scoop out all your guts.
Can you say 'Vegetable Lobotomy'?
It's a terrible way to go.
But it could be worse you know...

At least it didn't involve any sodomy!"

http://www.mrchuckshow.com/strips/mcs19991025.png

I think that fit quite perfectly into the conversation

[No! Semi Carnally!]

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The result of this unnatural union can be seen at the link below.

http://libpc22.lib.umbc.edu/images/bign.gif

(Ain't posting the pic here because I ripped off the art from a syndie called B*g N*te, and I don't want poor Johnny getting "cease and desist" letters from Untied Medea.)

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Yeah, I was gonna post some of those D*lb**t Comics but you never know where their spies are. They might even be listening to us right now.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

That "May I?" in the second panel is priceless.
Always look on the bright side of life...woo woo woo woo...damn, is there any written letters that sound like a whistle? Guess not. Sorry, Jael, I tried.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

For calling a Life of Brian song a Meaning of Life song I surely deserve flogging. I'll go do that.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

If you keep flogging yourself like that, you will surely go blind.

Don't you know that every sperm is sacred?

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But I don't LIKE Spam!

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