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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

AAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!

*beats head against brick wall*

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Dad was flammable

We actually already discussed that picture back here: http://www.stripcreator.com/forums/showthread.php?postnum=45198&forum=17 (the link is broken, but it was the same picture)

I think you should go back and read every single damn post between when you left and came back. See you in July.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I believe this is the response...

Cliche Kittens and Domokuns will never die!

I was going to do that, but to save some time ran all posts through the forum despunkulator and came up with this typified averaged indexed and normalized thread:

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Big Evil Dan: I do believe I have won another contest.

evil_d: Indeed you have, kind sir.

wirthling: Congratulations old chap. You did good.

Dr. Pedantic: That should be well. You did well.

DexX: I believe in the current context you are mistaken. Good here is describing the noun "You". The "good"ness of Big Evil Dan himself as seen by the contest win. Wouldn't you agree, good doctor?

Dr. Pedantic: I believe you are mistaken, my friend. I also believe you are a shiteater. Or, a shiteater are you, as your skewed sense of the english language might have it. I want my records back and you out of the loft by Saturday.

wirthling: Actually, I was talking about the blowjob he gave me the night before.

gabe_billings: WIRTHLING SUCKS!

Fred: Waffle stank butter pliers toenail blender boy.

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Okay, the equation fell apart at the end, but you get the picture.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

It is good to have you back.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

ObiJo, send me your email address, please. Or not.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I think Fred had a good point.

Lines like "Please think of the kittens... THAT'S WHAT I MASTERBATE ABOUT!" make me glad I am.

Hmm, that's a tough one.

You could at least pretend to love the kids equally.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Found another...