I was gonna just post this one in the CC23 string, but I thought of too many captions to not start a new thread, so what the hell:

-A young DexX first encounters kangaroos. Later, when the situation was explained to him as an embarrased adult, he would lead a country-wide campaign to eat all things Skippy.

-Through some genetic abnormality, the kangaroo found he was only aroused (very aroused) by the smell of a young boy's hand.

-Son: "Is this how to do it, ma?" Mom: "No, no. Lower. Here, watch me."

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

--How to speak Australian:

PETTING ZOO.

(PS: I dunno if they have these dumb Foster's commercials anywhere but the States.)

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--"No, little DexX, I said 'look at the kangaroos jumping.'"

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After leaving Pooh's house, Christopher Robin wandered over to Kanga's to see what she and Roo were up to.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

- A young Germaine Greer attacks a non-human patriarchal aggressor.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

"Dude! Smell my finger!"

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

--A bit of the ol' in-and-Outback.

God, that's crap.

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--A bit of the ol' in-and-Outback.
God, that's crap.

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- No one could have suspected it, but Bobby's trip to the petting zoo when he was three would be his last sexual experience until his conviction 22 years later.

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"Old" is the old new.

-A young Steve Irwin, before deciding that mammals were "Icky".

-And so, the kangaroos filed for an "invasion of privacy" suit.

-All this and more on the new Animal Planet series "Really WILD Animals (And Their Fetishes)"

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.