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Batman created by Bob Kane

"Pitcher's got a big butt......."

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

Jill's most embarassing moment was later, when it began to rain

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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't

That outfit looks like it was painted on.

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What others say about boorite!

Eww... looks like she copped a beanball to the chin, as well...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Later on, while in the showers, -when Donna's team mates realised that the black stripe that ran from her navel to her lower vulva did not wash off- her contract for the upcoming season was mysteriously misplaced.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

"Moments later, Claudia was forced into a pantsuit and executed by the fashion police. No one had told her that only attractive women were allowed to wear painted-on clothes."

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"Old" is the old new.

While many accused Little League America of sexism, truth is the first trial female coach didn't help any.

"Batting third, at shortstop, and wearing her age...Granny McCracken."

It might be! It could be! It is! Naked bitch! Holy Cow!

And all the Giants got in return was Sosa and Wood.

Three miles away, at Vern's Discount Paint Jobs, Vern takes his life.

The need for an athletic cup was aptly demonstrated when three balls turn up missing in the course of the game. In a related note, the Cubs came up with an ingenous solution when their batting machine broke down.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Isn't that Andy's Maw?

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Dad was flammable